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Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......
Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.
Just waiting.
Waiting at the bus stop.
Eyes connect
this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh
Had an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD
Ummmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!
This is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.
Just rolling some numbers around in my head...
Here is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013
She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in the sky, The seagull’s wings were still. I think it paused to take good aim, And drop a mess at w
roast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury's homely old style anything with nuts and raisins too or maybe caremello is chocolate true t
I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)
Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.
A bit of humour
There stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling under his breath As he was waiting for me to finish Far be it for him to take me mid stride He wa
Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.
A lil something lol
Price: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in aircraft, and it is one of the largest ever fitted into a car. This example was sold in 1987 during a Christie’s auction at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying
Written for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist
They seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person
My sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not like you, to you I
I knew they had a life of their own
Just a little fun
This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's green and pleasant land;
just having fun in free verse
Good morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the large hanging slobb
I tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him to the park There he’d make him throw a stick And play with a ball Man needs to be exercised
The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t
At that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smirk back at The Enforcer and asked, Who wants to know this is a private bachelor party, Double M in
A bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced on briefly in despair or intoned softly at the fair or shouted to the world with glee in shades of
Let's celebrate unbirthdays
A bit of silliness
I find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones They say you must take away Do they end up in cyber space Sitting there so sad and lonely Or i
Beneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves http://photos.conn
Me and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.
Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest. Fire burns within to surpass my friends in this contest. Dismay comes when lives are lost. Wait
Like fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow waist and curvaceous hips. I try to concentrate on these, almost succeed, then you speak again.
I wrote this poem when i was 13 yrs old. i am now 60yrs old and this is the first time it has ever been written down. i have kept this poem inside my head all these years.
Slightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered my strength to move
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