Peggy and the Owl
Just something out of a funny conversation today
Just horrible
ya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.
to ponder
ah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't celebrate.... I'm not exactly happy about this I can't mourn... I can't even commiserate.... but, si
the perfect man
*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*
Turtle Soup?
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
A Summer Riddle
What time is it for you?
Dating Woes
Some of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!
Blithering Idiot
That first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.
The Army Rises
I often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5-16-11 but created...in my head on the 14th lol
A little voice from a lonely toothbrush
From a lonely toothbrush. :"p
A May Day
Just a fun write...right!
The Emoticon's Are Coming!
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time
Hollywood
Just some thoughts on LALA land
"Shove Off"
I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)
Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye Guy
Love that show, one of the funniest of all time!
dementia at it's best
this was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.
What the?
Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!
new 1 step program
guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.
Gold Digger!
uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol
Motivation and Creation Demonstration
Was just having fun
dream vs. reality.
LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.
time and light
i don't know guess just got bored.
A CLOSE SHAVE
Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx
breaking point
well i thought it was funny.lol.
HARVEY......lol
I'm saying no more.....lol...xxx
can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)
me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.
Inerasable memory - (( Kickit22's style ))
^__^ My first time trying to write a poem in "kickit22's style". lol "Breaking point" VS "Inerasable memory" LOL | (( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 ))
SUDDENLY UNBALENCED
JUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HAVE ANY s*xual OR OFENCIVE MEANING IN THE UK. [ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS ALL 'PC' ON ME.]
'He Sings' - (Pinkpoetress's style) ^^
(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. lol Your mail blocked me I mean, so I hope you don't mind me writing your poem style. I think your style is lovely and fun to read. It's sometimes sad but it's ok cus most of times it's fun and I enjoy reading it! Special Thanks: Thank you Mr. Cafe2, Swade, Kickit, and Andrew. ^__^ First time the title of this poem was "Guess whose writing style it is?" ^_^ Mr. Cafe2 and Swade had no idea. lol Kickit was almost correct, his guess was 50% right. But maybe he was drunk a bit then he couldn't confirm the right one. lol Suddenly, Andrew just woke up early (around 5 am in the UK), lol he came as if a DARK HORSE, he posted his first comment of the day that, "My first instinct is that it is Pink!!! I have read lots of it!!!" and yeahhh it's Correct! The prize is my SMILE... here >> ^_________________^ Congrats Andrew!!!! lolol Now you can go back to bed. lol
Paranoid!
Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going
Multiple meanings
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
I can no longer write.
SORRY had to do this to good to pass up
them lines
dem lines, dem lines...
Governance
* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses."
The Call
This poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field about this and the cost to the state from it.
have something to tell you
one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lol
Hope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lol
Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx
brushing up
oh those colorful phrases ;-)
Bognored
There'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffin when in every home 'pon a wall Mickey Rooney some picture hung
off in the distance.
well what can i say...