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I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...
Two weeks lost in our new city....
If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!
LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D
Just for fun.
I've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch them off and try again? Task the mind or task the pen? White paper waits as seconds tick A better p
I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner 'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier a
True story
In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish
The drug commercials!!!
Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...
I think this probably speaks for itself
For my cat, Billy
Tomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!
Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now paddy loved the horses while mary had to work that's it she said one afternoon i cant take anymore
Bill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every time She fainted straight away. So they told the doc about this sign To see what he would say. I
When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and marked so red paddy had the luxury of languishing in bed She realized her temper had partly on
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
I can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)
Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.
Well on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the church though he fully intended to leave her in the lurch you see he loved his freedom but he just c
In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not ease his Discomfort and pain. So his fastest rider He did summon, on The kingdoms strongest Ste
The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal Highness, We request, you follow Our words without any doubts. Place your face upon you bed.
Can I get a gesundheit?
Swords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes
Inspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".
Yay!
Any one for breakfast?
...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp
Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx
Southwest Missouri...
The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)
I have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and asked me what I do when I get a creative block and I told her that I look around where I am and pick something anything to write about. So that day I saw a bag.
There she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair, Glancing just enough to keep me roused! Eye contact? Hell YES! Body langu
This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket. and cuddle in the sheets level me out in fabric all over me. and the material sinks with in the ski
LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx
Aaaggghhh..., or not?
“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to understand the nature of physical reality, is a precise mathematical description of the behavior of f
when freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived and cursing his luck kicked over the ladder and broke his toe and he did not see the man on t
LOL......XXX
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