Contains Quinine
Tonic water and Cuba
WORDPLAY
If from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to offer Death its fair share of existence I now rename ‘Life’ ‘Death’ At last I can enjoy the '
Mountain full of Gold
Is a music like I toke as a poem
Laughed..I Cried :)
Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!
Mr Bean Bridget Jones
I know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the time...on reflection ,I was able to see the funny side too :)
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Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...
Doctor humour
Nearly Xmas, time to write some humour..
Doctor humour 2
Adapted from a Frank Carson joke
Lucky Peas
A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.
Mannish
As I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the case of girl's. I laughed out loud several times as I penned these memories. I hope the reader gets as much enjoyment from the reading, as I have the writing. ( I don't know if this should go under the catagory of "child" or " humor" ? Child humor?.
Pretty Happy
I'm bored.
My Dog, The Cat
For my little guy!
That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
CA LuPa
Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .
Welcome 2017!
2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)
Art of war VI
Come. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. Passion, the spark igniting the fog. Uncontrollable. Chain reaction. unstoppable. No anxiety.
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....
I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......
Purple
Purple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie titles too The color of my favoured fruit It's mixing red and blue The goths are always wearing i
Noem Wrote A Poem
His name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm goem to town he replied To see dr. Jekyll and mr. hyde He was a little weird as you can tell He s
I Don't Like Rap
Play games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap Insinuations and innuendos Won't let it go And live my life in limbo Talk in person or l
Doghouse Letter
He got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So for the time he's in a bind And he's gonna play it cool Why is he always the last one to know Gue
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
A Fairy Tale
I love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.
Ticker Tape Parade
Tick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you want But think now and then Before you tick me off again Hesitate before you say amen Years ha
Two Strikes
Long ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front property I guess I guess lara croft doesn't like me Well after two strikes I said that was the
Always Like That
Always like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt anyone Why do they make fun Or were they always like that Some people are the jury Some people ar
Neighbor Ned
I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned You see he had an intelligent plan And with that 2by4 in his hand And what no one till n
Tom Fiddlebox
My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on broken clocks. I saw a fish, who talks, It sank my boat out on the docks. My name is Tom Fiddlebox,
Kato Had Some Playdough
Kato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink panther playdough was cool They did a pink panther dance And when the teacher got the chance She t
Dear Deer
I spend 10 years writing this poem
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reminiscing
Macri gato
President Macri is a cat
Lovley Lights
Ants are so cool.
Vote me this September
Election time here.
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.
A Prawn By Any Other Name.
Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!
My Cat Snores!
My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.
A Northumbrian Prayer
Light hearted banter.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
We are not SPARTANS
Can't think of a better title
pink...
Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.