It’s Friday
Friday humor! Cheers!
Yummy Cookies!
, got modification to poem!
I Am The Best
I wrote this poem because I was bored
Earthly Beings
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
In The Dell
Something light hearted for a change of pace
Robin Williams
Just missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is definitely one of the best funny men of our times.
Tomfoolery
Saturday funnery.
Belly Dance (quite the challenge)
On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter... So this challenge is quite timely --& I've managed to get to just the start of the arm & hand movements... & the ending on this poem is fictional(I hope..)
Poetry Piddle:))
It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they're smarter,,,,, In words they think is Banter,,,, Are they really such a Martyr?,,,, Let the battl
The Airplane Announcement
Just pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was seeing out the window.
five p out rage
In dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought So he look for a toilet in the park All boarded up a
Frogs 575
nonsence@
Cat Attack (kickit's aptly appealing alliteration) Trial aka Challenge
CATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")
A lock of my hair..lol
O thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while on bended knee From the top of this terrace I have snipped for thee a lock for thine inheritan
pity penny pie pence (Jade's Challenge)
Inspired by Jade's P & Ragdoll poems... *pips(of oranges)/seeds of oranges
"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).
Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough one. Thank you Jade and Christian, for the challenge. I'm just wondering though....... Is this poetry ??
Body talk
You never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her big toe balancing her red highheel Or a teasing test to see how you feel A flip of the hair in
AHA! (5-7-5)
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
Ecstasy 575
only problem here Title?==2hours!
Tasteful Ecstasy
Couldn't resist!
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/2/a/a/11954337581357827998skeleton_friend_afief_02.svg.med.png Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being rather fussy she had to be the perfect Vertebra Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat No rounded
Lockless and the Delilah maidens
Seventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his golden treasures They took Philistine spears and shields They took the latest Pyramid high heels
Shadow People (5 7 5)
Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!
Rich Lady's Rant
Ha! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol
The 45th dimension
May the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knights.. you get to sail to Ruby Ruby Island..
Sometning Rreal
Greetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in the thrall of machines Sir, it is not easy being human Aye and there’s the blow When you r
I am slightly insane
Cupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane
IDEAS
Written 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.
Should'nt should have should'nt
Bit of a time wrap!
The Phone Poem
This hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well always please believe. Salutations -so fun to receive! In person I would rather speak- Am
Food for thought
Do you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of your blood Oh.. How i thirst for your fruity wine
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
Seeking women 134 to 798
Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Cafe lol
Bang
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
Circling bulgariaism
nice poem about about
hmmmm..
found it funny
Comment
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)
Does my Bum look Big In this?
Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror I become depressed. Man or woman, brother or sister, we all know we have so much more to offer from within. So I say to you all, be yourself, be true and love will come to you. Good luck.
5-7-5 Mol
I read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)
Mine to Keep
Tragedies and disappointments of life
Betty Sue
A true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol