thoughts for kisses
kisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinated,,
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
The Coyote and The Cowboy (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick. :)
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
There was a young lady.......
Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx
Limerzickz
Couldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.
In vain
I admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender.
She was only the vicars daughter.......
lol.....xxx....Andrew
Encouragement
Following the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall.
limerick (nantucket by the sea)
it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucket
a lengthy love affair (limerick)
that was some kiss! silliness reigns......
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket
Poor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.
the decline of Nantucket
see, I've a bit of a potty mouth...
A young lady from Spoad
lol.....Ribitt....Ribitt.....Andrew...xxx
"Kiwiana"
my first attempt...lol! SS
a nose job
ummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from
poem
complaining about poem
mike tyson limerick
i hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
Limerick
There was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object, Damn limericks or otherwise I'll kick the bucket".
seeks
lazy to complete it
Grandad ahhhh.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
Hunter Limerick
Limerick
Umbrella Limerick
There once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for umbrellas as his head was now tremclad.
wandering man limerick
There was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pure leisure to work on a farm which did him no harm If eating with hogs is measure at last he di
murphys troubles
The policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be funny" he said in much disdain and muttered quietly within "this ones going to be a pain." "So wh
The Maid from Kilkenny
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
The Man In The Moon.
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
About nothing
Suggested by a comment to one poem.
Don't Eat The Stew !!
It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.
Spiders is Clever (lol)
lol....(No real spiders were harmed in the writing of this poem).....Andrew....XXX
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
WINE
I wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....
Do you believe in destiny?
Just wanna write a very sweet and romantic poem before Valentine's Day, but my sweet & romantic poems (supposed to be) always become funny & crazieeeee... >_<//
Idle poets!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!
Let’s talk off the air! LOL
HaHaHa
I spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites.
Super Heroes
Super heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...