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An accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'specially packed in a tin! :-)
I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon with girlfriend and will be a dad soon ,,
Stephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.
a lighthearted take on the lil critters
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PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES
MY QUOTE
Just a bit of fun. =)
Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have hanging there! Is it quite robust? Is that a spot of rust? Allow me to clean it It needs a wome
An oldie and a goldie.
I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.
a joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke
Ha bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask the bee his by the tree he's found a flower thats right......well wasp was I right Im just passing th
running in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To make do with what I got that I do and do alot I guess I'll run perhaps break the cycle I c
just a bit on nonsense
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Do not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they're fierce dragons. Do not give lame excuses, to play with trolls and maidens. Do not kiss and
She's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter Call it zombie love We dance so slow it's called a zombie waltz And when we talk it's in the l
Off again!
Off again, missed the grab!
Drunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing trip Along with all this alcohol Sh*t I think I’m getting ripped This dodgy food and drinking A
Lil song I wrote...
A parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.
I was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu I know you expected more lines than this Please understand my love I'm dancing the polecat twist
Frustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How can you get well from an illness you have had all of your life-ie "a sports fan"?
Based on my lovers experience and an age old problem
This expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus is really well today!
Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!
summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......
Please note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical ones. (**) Happy "Year of the Monkey" to all CS members.
I do not like like & I do not lik
Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .
New stuff...
what I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry please come aboard it has to follow with the names and their casting. . me - red Indian Jesse -
You thought what? Shame on you :)
they stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have its say guess it was always meant to be that way one man walking on,the other on a horse of grey so
Just for fun
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.
Spoof!
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