Misson's vision
Reading about pirates, oh arrr
Vote me this September
Election time here.
As Ancient as Macintosh
A bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a silky gold, with fluffy laces of milky pearls, I once summoned a frighten toad, to fight a dancing
A Bag of Monkeys
Please note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical ones. (**) Happy "Year of the Monkey" to all CS members.
Spelling mistake
Just a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.
I am a little insect
Just a little ditty for kids
Wishful Thinking
Written in April, many years ago.
Caught
one day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one speeding an he just pull out his pad an pen and said with a grind son' have you ever gone fishing
Empowered drama kings (lol)
Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snivelers of Snivelsville.' 'Cast thy snot rags to the wind..' 'Let not thy drama torn hairy chest
Robin Williams
Just missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is definitely one of the best funny men of our times.
Yummy Cookies!
, got modification to poem!
Knowing you...Knowing me...
I think I'm a little bored...or mad!
A DAY IN MY LIFE
WHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!
More Jokes
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
I did it (Haiku)
Humorous Haiku for you....
Earthsea Soup
Hocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of lemon, Hot dog buns with cheese and onions, Oh damm what is that last enchantment? Hogworth jumpi
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?
Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of affairs the world will be in by 2015. :The sky is the limit and you choose the topic. If your pr
Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pm
Thank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women are claw masters and we definitely love it. 4. How many pills would you need to solve or enhanc
HIGH NOON SAGA challenge
what I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry please come aboard it has to follow with the names and their casting. . me - red Indian Jesse -
cool bunny
mad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through daisies fair lillies and daffodils everywhere easter eggs he is a giving to little children everywher
Easter
frivolous taken on the bunny etc
Youtube
There are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapelle, Patton Oswalt, and Larry David. There are lots of accident and prank videos like Jimmy Kimmel's I ate all your halloween candy.
Egypt 1951
This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's green and pleasant land;
Welcome to Heck
Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.
the best of times
Had an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD
I caught. . .
this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh
This Is The Pits
How do I hide what I have done On the floor she’s laying dead Not that I regret killing her Losing my freedom is what I dread Can’t say that it was an accident The facts tell another tale Forty seven times I stabbed her My guilt is clear, it
lost the forest ha ha
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
Sas tries to Rhyme
Okay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?
glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...
extracts
The sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my discontent And yet great the day of joy to be born as the waves ripple over sand whilst greasy J
Ladies - Size Matters
Looked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no offence to any ladies as for me it is the size of your heart and love not your proportional disposition. This is just a fun moment nothing more.
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He s
The Little People
A poem for children and adults...ancient stories about mystery.
Jack & Jill
A different take
My Mama's gun
she's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !
Mama O
Laughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make sure the joke has gone down... Coming forward now and then, A smile that lights up the room And is
The Rabbit and The Mole
Hipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop
Unlucky Me
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go pla