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"... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain unchanged. When you know you are not at peace, your knowing creates a still space that surrounds your
A little Saturday morning something..lol
Ode to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.
Down by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For his breath is very deadly If he ever got near
A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!
Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
Something different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun.
Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as the kids helping some contestant answer the questions.
Smile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days.....
The great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.
i dunno...lol.
La la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx
Having 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the COFFEE mugs that I made my decision to buy on.. :D
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
oh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse
A new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.
It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.
I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
Ingredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding Hood drink recipe Shake and strain into a double-cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with berries, a short straw, and serve. Serve in "Cocktail Glass" This drink is described as:- Vivid summery fruit flavours make a cocktail that tastes as innocent as Grandma, but has a bite more reminiscent of the Wolf.
Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol
at least he got the soupl.lol...
From a lonely toothbrush. :"p
Just a fun write...right!
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time
i don't know guess just got bored.
My friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I got a full house, felt excited inside But on winning the hand, four people died.
just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx
ok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let this then, not lead to dismay that you be pleased with what i say do not quickly depart without delay
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
hope this made you smile or at least a grin.
For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx
This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
This is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of sutures, this particular chap completely glued his fingers on one hand together with it, priceless....
The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
uh....poetry
Not too far from reality. :D
just because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!
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