Bang
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
Private Email
I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!
Competition de Flatus
Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
METRO P.C.S.
INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
A Northumbrian Prayer
Light hearted banter.
Doctor jokes
Merry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes
Angel Child.
Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your sister? Flushed old Ted? Ate a hole in my new bread? Sliding glance, you must have done Something th
No More Sad Poems
No need for sad poems A millionaire is not going to give me money To brighten up my life And make all my days be sunny The rich have jets and yachts They don't want sad poems that might spoil their day Smart people got what they got And dumb
Safari suit Lenny
Fictional Lenny from the Colonial Office
Of Poetry in the "First Person".
"I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"
I'm new on this site
OMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.
Bionic Fred. (A poem made by myself 20 years ago.)
It's so far back I cannot recall what lead to me writing this, but it could have been because I was in a funny mood, with nothing more to do so thought I'd sit down and be creative, lol.
Purple
Purple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie titles too The color of my favoured fruit It's mixing red and blue The goths are always wearing i
My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!
As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be outrun so its a gift of life we should appreciate as human.
Sing along
la la la la la
Happy Man Blues
Parody of Love in Vain
Mosquito Coast
East coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.
To Clap Or Not To Clap
Got a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.
Xi Jinping and the Rejuvenators
Club Chinese
Adolf's shirts
Adolf's shirts
Poems from the south
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
Grandma
Country times
The Horse Clinician
Last Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a telling of his experience.
farewell BMW
Well I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was gonna be my bike I was gonna be her man but a truck got between us and it quickly put an end to my
To Mum
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.
Bunny
I often write poetry some are witty, others are of feelings that I felt at the time of writing the poem.
Not quite sure
Not quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence that most do lack Is it shame or shyness that hides the soul? Never mind the paranoid thoughts th
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mine!!
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey
Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.
A poets prayer
Maybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)
Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beauty in living in the moment and letting things go. I love to play with words it's my therapy but I must admit I am horid at spelling so yes there are probably some errors, oops! Anyway love to hear comments, love,love,love to hear what people think I know I am not the greatest writer but I love it...So please let me know what you all think!
tummy rummbling
my tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh the rummbles in my tum tum trying to escape through my bum bum hurry up train, I cant bare the tum
Dreamland
Sometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positive thoughts peace and happiness to all
Nutty
now you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here cheeks so full each time I feel that nutty pull when pecan nuts on pecan pie or salted cashews catch
"dog & louie"
“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to get a nut every door i knock on seems to be locked shut they crossed the street to the hardware s
delete
delete
refuse refuse (waste waste)
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe
Hitchin' Down to Jane
Life was handin me lemons, so I made some lemonade. Written on the side of the road while hitchhiking... To Jane, of course - lol
Cross That Bridge
No car at the moment, so I've been getting around on foot and by hitchhiking. This rural area makes no provisions for pedestrians. :D
Limericks
Just for fun
Swarmin' Season
The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we
They egged my car...
Ain't apartment living grand?