Sorry
Sorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out of the room SorryI sprayed you with perfume. Sorry you're so bizarre Sorry I wanted to punch yo
Two St Bernards in a bar
Two St Bernards in a bar
Xmas Shopping
Shopping in the winter is sometimes like this.
domestic bliss part1
Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now paddy loved the horses while mary had to work that's it she said one afternoon i cant take anymore
The Hair Cut
just a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers
W. U. I.
Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."
a love match
it's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)
Lost
Two weeks lost in our new city....
Easy Does It
Last day of conscript labor... :D
John Wayne (Limerick)
A Western themed Limerick for ya'll. :)
"Kiwiana"
my first attempt...lol! SS
Dude
kinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something
"TAP TAP"
just a view.......lol! Sophia
rock and roll
recipe not needed, allow to cool before serving
can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)
me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.
Boredom..
The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.....................quiet.. ........................I think............................. .............
Doped up Cluckers
Plucked!
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
Where i have &have not been
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don'
~~~~SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH~~~~
ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~
somewhere
my mercurian lightness in love..
BUBBLEGUM
I like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew.....
date with destiny
caught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf swaying in the wind for there is not a gentle breeze a look back a jack rabbit running across the
Curious
children are the best
An apology to every Smashed Ant..
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol
here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.
toilet tennis
this actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was the most entertainng time i spent in a honey boucket. where i was working as a painter. thought it sounded better at a truck stop tho..lol..
get some
ringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.
The Funny side of Love
Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That
Words
so important to us all
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate
" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.
limerick challenge
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
KISSING COUSINS
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
Knight of Gimmemoor
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
Yankee's Challenge
I look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell makes me want to smile My favorite flower of all you do ask So hard to choose what a task So I wi
CS Poet's: I need advice
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol
The High King
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
What have I been doing...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
Earn a degree in Maidenology
Is the weekend really over? lol.
Yankee and his pony ...
It's in my head still .