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Ode to Dishpan Hands
While doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one of your poems'. Who am I to disappoint her so here it is.
Raincoat
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL
Frogs Lament
Had to give the frogs right of reply
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE
Don't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is neither sensitive about his age OR his weight... lol!
nowhere to be found
now where did i put that fourth stanza?
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
The Key
I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to
One Fair Knight Long Ago
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
Strange trip
Someone slipped me a Jeffery...
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
Electric Saga
you gotta have humour in life
Men Will Be Men
"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I
A Shadow Called Ego
Making a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))
BRIEF POETRY
Listen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the supermarket
Steve 1223 look for long time woman
Tribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny..
You Have Been Replaced :(
Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank goodness some people are nice enough to let others borrow a land line when there is no cell service and the old auto picks a cold dark night to give it's driver a little exercise.
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
There once was a man..............
There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautiful gal for to greet. He got put in his place. He bowed to her grace and his head shrunk down to it
Humorous Sonnet
You wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result in rage Your
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
The Story of the Three Little Moles
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
Limerick A Woman From Texas
I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~
Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE
LOVE DENIED
JUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN
worst poem
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
New License Plates
Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.
OOH!!! WOMEN
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy
The Swimming Coach
Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9.
Ode to a computer
I do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it.
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]
Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all my life
Johnny Carson Terms for Death
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.
A Sad Truth
What do you see here?
Local Politics (Macduff's Just Because Challange)
Well....placing some folksy diatribe about politics into a most colorful local "Hill Farmer" vernacular requires some skill so that means in order to meet Macduff's challenge and only slight variations of spelling and language that sounds more like the folks back here in the 'stick's would reckon. Hope you enjoy !! :)))
you know.........
Part of the human condition
o m g
just look at ur self after a bath??
Lonely girl at the club..
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
CLUTTER
What can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrote after talking to a friend about clutter and looking around my apartment and seeing piles here and there. :-)
brief affair
thanks John
Champagne shootout!
Just an amusing sidelight..lol
Limerick atheist
just doodling again with words
If you can feel this..
It's all about Monday!