Kickits challedge
try on sarcasm
worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.
HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM
I Said Coffee
2007 Pushcart Prize nominee
Limerick - Gertrude
I probably have known her !
a bit stern....though, moments
I most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.
Jumble of Thoughts
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
Old Yankee Farmer
A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.
2 poems
I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!
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Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
HAPPINESS
I desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like her hair be neat and trim, And have graces deep within. Kind and gentle should be her traits, Be on
Fire Sale
Perched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit Then preached again as he reached into our pockets, with no receipt.
cheeky me
flirting with reality
Ever Thought About It
Have you?
your touch
hehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp
Kissing on the Roadway
I was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.
French Onion Soup?
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
How Can I Resist You
My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery
Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves
'hello, how did you get in there...'
Starship Earth
Doing a little experimenting....just saying... (laughing)
Soulmate
I have had way to much coffee....
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.
fright night.
oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being single afterwards haven a dream that you were still married.
dream vs. reality.
LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.
Paranoid!
Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going
Blithering Idiot
That first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.
Stoned
Real friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'
Jamologist
Oh- wonder of modern technology; Oh- miracle which is the machine; Oh- joy of modern life: Thou makest our existance so easy; Thou helpest us to understand the meaning of life; Thou... Uhm... err... What am I saying here? Must have been something I ate... This came to pass after sitting in a bus pulling out of the depot, taking more than an hour inching the two-hundred yards down the road towards the traffic-lights (...which naturally turned red and stayed red, due to the fact that the system had a nervous breakdown...)
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!
( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL
Trick-Or-Treat
A cute little poem about Halloween.
If Men Were?
No men were harmed in the making of this poem..
Oh I swear
Heavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfying To swear with panache Oh bother Oh shucks I'm annoyed at this thing Oh WTF I'll swear a wh
The Scotsman
The Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sle
Slow Torture
Slowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you crazy. Oh... Oh God it's so hot! Squirming, moving around Head turning right and left Roaring i
Boys will be Boys
lol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx
The Jester
Some people are so-o-o-o-o funny!
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
Bad guy
Infact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..
Sinister Happenings.
It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near. We've enemies that prowl and lurk And dwe
Lessons from a Child
Hope it brings a smile to your face
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!
If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!
My Round!
Cheers!