a new brew
i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND
Just tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx
Toilet power, Dad growls
You know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha
MY NEW GARDEN
Observations making my new garden grow for birds and ME
AHA! (5-7-5)
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
A Bit of Dark Horse
for Tracy's challenge to me
My Way
I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard
My Date
Enjoying a nice steak :-)
Exequy Shindig
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers
" Awesome Kiss "
I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He.
A drunkards poem
ROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blue So!! Go fOr S ue tOO! PEGGy w e n t HOme 2!&
mad yolk
fish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old owl once said hoot hoot laughing within the owl was mad in this head doing a three
If I were a furniture
My funny take on inanimate objects around our homes... If they could talk... What would they be saying or thinking???? The mind boggles!
Pork and Beans
One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to
A RUDE AWAKENING
Glad I don't dream much
Empty Nest
An "empty-nesters" poem
Cat-Food
Phew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...
Profiling the Poet
I am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now Height: -13 ft. 9 inches Body Type: - Greek God Hair Color: -Samson wine Eye Color: -Electric
I'm your handiman
Ok..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..
My Beloved
A fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra
Yawn
I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?
"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
Zen decaf
Behold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect on the overly charged poetic pen and bringing true cosmic enightenment.. With this new Zen decaf
Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
Catch me if you can!
Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . .
Profound....need to Rebound
Silly poem
off in the distance.
well what can i say...
"HIM"...............(LOL)
The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx
~The 3 legged duck~
:) ha i love it, cheers all.
A relevent irreverance....(LOL)
A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx
a poem snack
just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p
Laughter & Joy
Laughter really is a great medicine
"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).
Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough one. Thank you Jade and Christian, for the challenge. I'm just wondering though....... Is this poetry ??
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
knock, knock. .
just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!
Special offer on me. . .
try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)
this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you coz you're Wanted
Slightly Cloudy
Slightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered my strength to move
missing socks
ha ha ha lost the plot looking for socks i think angela flies in when i am asleep smiling stealing my socks ha ha joking baby
a treasured rose
a special gift from the light within
You're so fine
Bought some new china today! :-)
The Secret To A Happy Life
#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.