My "New" Car
Yay!
Optimist Haiku
I can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)
Cuttin' Free
Where'd this come from? lol
Ten Minutes
I've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch them off and try again? Task the mind or task the pen? White paper waits as seconds tick A better p
ism isms...no poetry
I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner 'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier a
Check Me Out!
I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little As you read all that I am Of course I don't make any sense Do you really give a damn Oh how my
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket
Poor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.
poem
complaining about poem
There was a young lady.......
Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx
She was only the vicars daughter.......
lol.....xxx....Andrew
There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
hedi's past
best job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)
I knew there had to be a catch...
love my children...
An Immodest Proposal
It's fun and it's free!
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.
You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embrace. It takes a few seconds to Realize that she's not there. Calling out softly " Hon?". No an
what am i
i am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away i can be your aid even though unpaid praise is rare for me you may one day agree this may
Cinderella and her friends
Imagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!
From a light, occaisional user...
National Anthem
I must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!
Unavailable again....
Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!
Don't Eat The Stew !!
It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.
Hunter Limerick
Limerick
The Busker
Half an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experience which could leave any self-respecting Busker with nightmarish visions for years to come! Oh, mass-tourism-- thou addst nails to my coffin...!
Anyone for Tennis??
This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis shirt. One day I yelled out to her "don't toss the wrong one" and she replied "the wrong one will NEVER get tossed" to which we all laughed and laughed. So I sat down and wrote this funny little poem and she became one of my best friends...
Greeny Queeny- START
...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 the rest... Happy hunting for the other pieces!
Oscar speech
Just a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this year at the oscars.
The Army Rises
I often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5-16-11 but created...in my head on the 14th lol
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lol
Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx
The Name
A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so. Thank you in advance.
Scare the Ghost
When sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains drag the halls When weird figures walk through doors And nails push up through hardwood floors
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentleman
save that cork, I may need it...
Lame Game
Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll go are you going? ok..we'll stay home where's the cat I have 3 dollars What was your name? I'm
a joke almost turned into a poem
not sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..
Zygote clucks
hmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?
Lost for words!
Hope you agree with me!
Early Morning Action
Even the dog is make believe
Ying Yang
Written purely for the fun of it.
Chinese Women
I am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get married (again). I wrote this poem starting from the double meaning of people (lonely people vs. people's commune, an administrative unit in Mao's China).
~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~
Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)
TV Remote
TV is not what it used to be
You can kiss my $%#
Humorist mood