I Like You, Haiku
A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!
The most desirable woman in the world.
She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks around Nothing interesting she found Throws her shoes, her dirty dress So easily reveals her b
Come in Scotty
Hey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, all kinds, some write poetry and try their best,, still cant seperate from all the rest, is the
Wine-box Blues
Standard 12-bar blues with chorus. Written during a period of heavy wine drinking... obviously
The Lady
The Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, true words to share, and whats the harm, my lady fair, undo a button,, here or there, A stroke,
paddys shotgun wedding
Well on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the church though he fully intended to leave her in the lurch you see he loved his freedom but he just c
~Who Was Fallowing Me~
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
~Little Pinky~
The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)
Wish Upon a Ticket
I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...
Weather Report
Just for fun.
Haiku
In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish
Self-Portrait
Well, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change.
a lengthy love affair (limerick)
that was some kiss! silliness reigns......
In vain
I admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender.
Sleepless
I'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the words they are too few. I really should be sleeping but my mind knows not to do. I cannot keep fro
flowers and nettles
Flowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and fragrance aint their employ dock leaves are answer bring relief lots of finger rubbing elimina
Three Wishes
WALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT BIG AND HUGH AND SMELLING OF STOUT WITH A MIGHTY CRY HE BELOWED OUT YES MASTER WHAT DO YOU WANT
paddys missus
to be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping for the weekend groceries he when his bike hit a stone in the road and he crashed into the tree an
paddys missus final part
When he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she loves me but the tears were of temper with despair and anger too she howled inside at the prospect
who are they
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with your empty hand you can scratch your head to ponder this strange affair a watched kettle never bo
couplet poem dance
beth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet
a turkeys lot..is not a happy one
well a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year its just not fair not ruddy bit to be born as a turkey gobble its just not fair for i ve got dre
Check this out...
Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen years ago We're all driving rocket ships And talking with our minds And wearing turquoise jewelry A
The Flintstones
Life is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to all A positive outlook A sense of humour pleasant thoughts always
Golf
I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel.
HaHaHa
I spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites.
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
Grandad ahhhh.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
The Maid from Kilkenny
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)
To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?
Belle caught the clapper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parts_of_a_Bell.jpg sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs
A CLOSE SHAVE
Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx
Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye Guy
Love that show, one of the funniest of all time!
Poisoning Pigions in the Park
A shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigions!
Ode To Poetnumber1
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~
To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...
Little birdie...
Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"
~~~~~SOUND OF QUIETNESS~~~~~~~~
Please do not forget Miss kitty she likes coffee and quietness tooo
~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~
Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l.
moods
Japanese Haiku written 6-2-78
An MvG Sort of Day
It was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.
Fruit and Vegetable
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153