Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARD
There is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me.....
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..
Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!
Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers
SOS! 'I'm floating
Another mother-in-law story.lol
Poet"s corner
It concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it's just getting very funny ..
Do not leave without a comment
Do not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they're fierce dragons. Do not give lame excuses, to play with trolls and maidens. Do not kiss and
IF
Sometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))
Dating Woes
Some of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!
Charmed
A snippet of memory that still makes me smile.
The rain is falling...
It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !!! Ancient Bullman
Egg Head
just one of those days.lol..
A country tango
just having fun with words
TEMPTED?.....lol
MWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx
Wilderness Survival
Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!
Zombie.com. Dating Site 100% Free!
just for fun..
OMG worst poem ever challenge
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
How to get a man
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.
Kickit's challenge..
Hail Sir Kickit!!
Sarcasm for world's problems..
The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
Spiders is Clever (lol)
lol....(No real spiders were harmed in the writing of this poem).....Andrew....XXX
All we need is love)))
Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))
ate to much now the answer
smelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk or even echo someone would have a clue the horrible smell of it the truth would say its you if
clinically dysfunctional
Is what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing about me. I know there are some issues, In my own family. Like my grandma often runs around town
Crush turned mush
Fool me once shame on me!!
The Roads Ahead
life
Morse code: --..-...---.-....
He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!
If Superman was...
If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C
Do you believe in destiny?
Just wanna write a very sweet and romantic poem before Valentine's Day, but my sweet & romantic poems (supposed to be) always become funny & crazieeeee... >_<//
have something to tell you
one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol
Scream!
True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...
It’s all about L-O-V-E ;")
My romantic poem ends like crazy again!!! -_-‘’ lol
Horror Story
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog
<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say no guts no glory
Did I miss something???
LMAO~~~ just my luck
Three Little Words
GOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the making of this poem!
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
Go Ask Alice
To Lewis Carroll
limerick 2
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
breaking point
well i thought it was funny.lol.
Inerasable memory - (( Kickit22's style ))
^__^ My first time trying to write a poem in "kickit22's style". lol "Breaking point" VS "Inerasable memory" LOL | (( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 ))