PLUNGER MAN
The newest super hero PLUNGER MAN
Twisted Fairy Tale
A twisted fairy tale
You’ve gotta love him
(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)
A Bit of Silliness
A bit of silliness to pass the time
Full Moon (Epilogue)
Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang
noise to wake the dead
my daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .
what title will i write today
How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine
One Up One Down
The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket
hai yeah books
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye ans likte jau... Din rat hi mai ye book ratte jau...
Diets and all that
just a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
There are those amoung us !
The Illinois Hillbillies
Parody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion. I mostly despise gambling, preying on the dumb and uneducated. It does give people hope and it surpasses all other forms of entertainment in this country combined.
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!
Tis just JimEee, the Wally!
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?
Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD
Written about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're in America 12/21/2012.
Barking dog, croaking frog
just playing about with the kids
Forty something
Don't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
Confused
Hate xmas rapping
Children playing
Watching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman My dad is secretly Spiderman My dad can fly in the sky Mine can jump just as high Listen with a
Goedln Rlue
Funny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)
Mother Goose would flip over this.
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
borrowed time (song lyrics)
had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is in the definer so ..enjoy..mick
smiling at narcolepsy
it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha
Come to Strawberry Street!
It's only Tuesday?? lol.
Marty McCloones' Binge
I'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.
Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Ma & Pa..........episode ll
An imaginative story about some hillfolks
Ma & Pa........episode lll
The story continues
There once was .....
There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Bashing Men
I was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)
'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The things I have you'll surely like So let me in you pigs so tasty' 'No! no,' they cried in unison 'Not
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.
Limerick- old man, two parts
age has its drawbacks
The rush job poem
a quicky..lol
Miss You.
Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
In Answer to the Worst Poems
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
IMMORTALIY
Just trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.