I INTENDED TO CALL
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
WARTS AND ALL
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
Older
Last one for today - maybe one or two more tomorrow - never mind, I'll run out soon :oP
Watta Crazy World!
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P
Lies
watch out for lies.
on line today
humoristic inspiration...
The Poets Curse
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)
Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.
Pedal to the Metal
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
Wanna Hear a Secret
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)
Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.
Nonesense
I was going to use a brick to get it down
Femme Noire
when's the train leave?
Last Beer
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
Words
Damn those words....they can get so noisy
Happy Go Lucky Wind
I have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello
Full Moon (The Next Generation)
Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out. Say hi to Gramps for me. Love Wolfgang Jr.
Leap to freedom.
(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance speed. I wanted to try to turn it into a poem without mentioning any of the words in the sentence directly, but to try to convey the meaning in a lighthearted way.
Full Moon
Sorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.
Bill's Challenge to me
I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them
AUSTRALIANS !!!
They might need Cheering Up ???
De-seperated
Just humor
Memories.
Thinking back
Last tango on the roof
'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss
We all know someone like this
This was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted People
If you read this you are obviously twisted
Silly rhyme
Just a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.
Rhyme
How do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large part of it is its true My favourite colour is black but I won’t speak of that Red will rhyme with
That US Presidential Election
I thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica.
wrapped in a riddle
boredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rent
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!
The Night Before Thanksgiving
I was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was to deliver then to his customers, and the ensuing disaster that would occur if he couldn't deliver the goods. It's just a whimsical poem.
Limerick soap
Do you know her?
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
Mailbox women
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~
A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol
Hurry Up
Nothing at all... :))))
This Amber Liquid
Hope someone gets a bit of a chuckle
FOOL
I just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.
My Name
I f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is
No Ticky, No Washy
No ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, no love The good and the bad The ying and the yang Things have a way Of working itself out