Poets
Obviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)
Wonder
Nothing
Death bed joke
spotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video
Two laughs English style
oh-ah arf arf
SILLY
OK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WRITE NORMALLY,, OK,, LETS DO THIS FORMALLY,,GONNA BE NICE,,, I WANT CURRY CHICKEN AND FRIED RICE,,TW
Be-Twixed
How do you like your chocolate?
irish words
I've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and something more, that we just can't ignore, we have Presidents come from the USA , no no let me rephrase, we
Shorty, Hannah And Rita
Goody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hannah went to Montana To play in a rockin band Swore he'd never leave her, but then he met Rita Mcfeve
Senryu x 3
mucking around
Angry dwarf
A dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting
Theft By Thought
Theft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though there is nothing on my mind! I ponder, I think I have the answer, I question my answer, then I w
Like
Just playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)
JohnRyan2004
There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this time. Hope you like it you MUPPET mr 2004
How Mean Was He ?
He’d peel an orange in his pocket
Dodges Poem
It's just random
Buyer Of Vanity fair
We sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mistake! Move unfortunately behind false We be buyer of vanity fair.
Two –Time Looser
This is written about some one that I was once married to lol
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If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
Get Noticed
Throw that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today ..
haiku...lol
#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.
I met you in my dreams (part one)
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I hope it brings a smile to your face.
"vices"
“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up all night there is harder stuff and some kinda mellow hunter thompson did ‘em all but he was an un
A Note from Santa
Just a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat Like anybody else. How do you expect a man To get into your house? I've got a stack of presen
All In the finding
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
Funny honey
your my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops i ate you by mistake :XD
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!
~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!
Pink or Pinky?
To sexy for my brain to remember.
The Princess and the Knave
This poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist.
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candy heart
if i forgot anything just imagine its there to
Surprises
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1
Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident some years back, when I worked for a weekly newspaper in a small rural community. I was an avid fish
Dice Rollin
Goofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.
vanity
nothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy
'Getting Married'
Never say Never
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
Moola Jive
I love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck. I love money just for me. I love the moola jive that it gives me. My money and me, we’re curr
Hidden
You never know what the snow hides.
Code red
A question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on red alert, time to flee,,,there's no rebirth engage, .......mach three.
Kings Command Part 2
The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal Highness, We request, you follow Our words without any doubts. Place your face upon you bed.