bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.
Scam Master! Lol.
A mortician's love poem.. Lol
It's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it going on. Lets get some pizza up in this house! Lol. Cafe
My astrological sign..lol
I'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I was in Jupitors House And on Thursday in Neptunes house But Friday, I was in Betty's house and
Taste a woman
Oh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.
The Heart's Conflict
This the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.
Headliners
Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di
Drink me
I do write quite a few funny ones too
Ten Little Girlfriends
I was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write the book someday. My thoughts are when it comes to girlfriends never over complicate the issue. It will do your head in!
What Women Want
This was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.
Rent
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.
ODE TO A WASP
Wasps bastards with wings
Unsanitary Blindness
A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
Bionic Fred. (A poem made by myself 20 years ago.)
It's so far back I cannot recall what lead to me writing this, but it could have been because I was in a funny mood, with nothing more to do so thought I'd sit down and be creative, lol.
If Superman was...
If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C
riddle
I am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be long or short or one or two or in the middle too I am the same for me and you but not the same its
LOVE ON THE NET?!
A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!
All to myself .
I love my bed.
I'm new on this site
OMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.
Transatlantic Translation Failure
No comment ;)
Mystic Meg
Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .
As Ancient as Macintosh
A bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a silky gold, with fluffy laces of milky pearls, I once summoned a frighten toad, to fight a dancing
Mens insanity survey
Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak wa
Are you insane? Check yes/ no
A lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?
Of Poetry in the "First Person".
"I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"
The Easter Bunny
HOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
pink...
Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.
We are not SPARTANS
Can't think of a better title
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup
A Northumbrian Prayer
Light hearted banter.
My Cat Snores!
My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.
Tamatoes
just for laughs
like & I do not like
I do not like like & I do not lik
A Bag of Monkeys
Please note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical ones. (**) Happy "Year of the Monkey" to all CS members.
Haiku-1
summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......
With a little Humor...
Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!
Your Dog
This expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus is really well today!
You do my head in
Based on my lovers experience and an age old problem
SPORT
Frustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How can you get well from an illness you have had all of your life-ie "a sports fan"?
P.S.PU
I was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu I know you expected more lines than this Please understand my love I'm dancing the polecat twist
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish Life
A parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.