Wet Dream
Just checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol
Show me the way!
...Was it something I said...?
My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.
I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.
Jamologist
Oh- wonder of modern technology; Oh- miracle which is the machine; Oh- joy of modern life: Thou makest our existance so easy; Thou helpest us to understand the meaning of life; Thou... Uhm... err... What am I saying here? Must have been something I ate... This came to pass after sitting in a bus pulling out of the depot, taking more than an hour inching the two-hundred yards down the road towards the traffic-lights (...which naturally turned red and stayed red, due to the fact that the system had a nervous breakdown...)
voices in the night
Tonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep
Anyone for Tennis??
This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis shirt. One day I yelled out to her "don't toss the wrong one" and she replied "the wrong one will NEVER get tossed" to which we all laughed and laughed. So I sat down and wrote this funny little poem and she became one of my best friends...
The Busker
Half an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experience which could leave any self-respecting Busker with nightmarish visions for years to come! Oh, mass-tourism-- thou addst nails to my coffin...!
Tears for Two
done under my previous serpico 12
50 Words (50 Words challenge)
I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut that piece out, which turned into a feat. I tried very hard to make sure it would fit; But then I com
Marriage[ Andrew's 50 word poem]
Just a bit of fun on a Sunday evening
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)
To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?
four by fifty
dedicated to a gently wise Englishman
First and Last Meeting
Can anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????
Greenfingers
Years and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one-and-three-quarter inches (measured with callipers, of course!) He very... err... politely... explained that he and his wife had spent months on their knees getting rid of the weeds and daisies in their garden. So I decided to immortalise him...
For the lovely members of CS Pt.1
'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!
( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL
Angel
This came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...
IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUN
IF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGHBOR IS RASTAFARIAN AND INVITES ME OVER ALMOST NIGHTLY TO DO WHAT RASTAFARIAN'S DO AND THE MUSIC THEY PLAY...I HAVE EVERY BOB MARLEY SONG EVER WRITTEN AND RECORDED...SOME NEVER GOT ON ALBUMS...WHY, BECAUSE THE MAN HAD MORE SOUL, AND BELIEVED IN ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.....AND HE DIDN'T FORGET THE POOR!
what's in a W.O.R.D.???
Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents
MY only GUY..at night..:")
I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol
Golf
I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel.
Unavailable again....
Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!
Faking it.
Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)
National Anthem
I must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!
Stuck in Snowville
Just askin'....geez!!!
ARE YOU A FLIRT? LOL no I'm not!!!
LOL I am happy to write it and you MUST enjoy reading it!!!! My COMMAND))) LOL I'M SORRY I'M KIDDING))) >_</// I just love FEBRUARY))))) AND I LOVE YOU ALL)))) ^_______________^
WHISKY TUTOR
Comments appreciated please both good and bad x
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)
LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
Super Heroes
Super heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!
HaHaHa
I spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites.
YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!
Let’s talk off the air! LOL
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
Idle poets!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
Do you believe in destiny?
Just wanna write a very sweet and romantic poem before Valentine's Day, but my sweet & romantic poems (supposed to be) always become funny & crazieeeee... >_<//
WINE
I wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
Spiders is Clever (lol)
lol....(No real spiders were harmed in the writing of this poem).....Andrew....XXX
Don't Eat The Stew !!
It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.
About nothing
Suggested by a comment to one poem.
The Man In The Moon.
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?