a woman of letters
and she was headed to port too...
My Round!
Cheers!
a love match
it's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)
Inscrutable!
Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx
I M 4 U - R O F L M A O
To all my friends on CSPC...
ROE
Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.
Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner Remix
This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...
Wish Upon a Ticket
I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...
a poem snack
just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p
Gimme a Shot
Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D
The Hair Cut
just a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers
HEY!
For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx
Western Union Pleeeeeese
One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL
W. U. I.
Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."
The one that got away
Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...
Swarmin' Season
The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we
frasier or seinfeld
entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way
What Am I?
Tired and Just messing around lol
Running the show
People in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates
dreams fare
on television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recalled, was not so much about me but about...so many others who had stated, in regard to their cause
untitled
this poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!
Alternative Halloween
something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)
Moola Jive
I love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck. I love money just for me. I love the moola jive that it gives me. My money and me, we’re curr
RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MAN
Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I have just the loan for you. Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too. Just sign right here on the d
No Sweatin' in my Sweats
Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in
To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?
Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,
Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up
The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f
I Like You, Haiku
A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!
They egged my car...
Ain't apartment living grand?
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.
Well what can I say really???
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
The most desirable woman in the world.
She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks around Nothing interesting she found Throws her shoes, her dirty dress So easily reveals her b
along these lines
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s Style
In fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!
spel chak
wat kin I saay
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
Girl Scouts
amazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...
Hidden
You never know what the snow hides.
Orange Dream
a silly dream, huh?
Sudden Awakening
Poetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.