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nowhere to be found

nowhere to be found

now where did i put that fourth stanza?

The Need

The Need..

The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano

vernacular

vernacular

whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can

your touch

your touch

hehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp

I STILL WANT

I STILL WANT....

ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!

want to masticate

want to masticate

lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..

TEMPTED lol

TEMPTED?.....lol

MWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx

Fridays Poem

Friday's Poem!

This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by

Bush Ballad

Bush Ballad

Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy

Dreaming

Dreaming??

Just having some fun

Im ridin a High Horse Ye haaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

The Death Of Old McGee

The Death Of Old McGee

Just some old-fashioned rhyming.

Femme Noire

Femme Noire

when's the train leave?

Only You but Nevermind lol

Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)

oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below

i woke up nevermind

i woke up nevermind.

if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.

Roll Out Roll Out Step Right This Way

"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"

I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....

Words

Words

Damn those words....they can get so noisy

Last Beer

Last Beer

Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race

invisible ink

invisible ink

i know i couldnt read it either

same different

same different

i dunno...lol.

silly questions that dont matter just for fun

silly questions that don't matter just for fun.

yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.

After the Party

After the Party

wanted to repost this after i pulled it.

road kill stew a requestdont blame me lol

road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol

here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.

An apology to every Smashed Ant

An apology to every Smashed Ant..

Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.

old man

old man

well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy

last night

last night.

hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...

The Gobbledoth

The Gobbledoth

The Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....

I wanna be a Dog

I wanna be a Dog!

It's Friday night! lol.

off in the distance

off in the distance.

well what can i say...

Bognored

Bognored

There'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffin when in every home 'pon a wall Mickey Rooney some picture hung

brushing up

brushing up

oh those colorful phrases ;-)

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 3 lol

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lol

Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 2 lol

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lol

Hope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx

have something to tell you

have something to tell you

one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol

The Call

The Call

This poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field about this and the cost to the state from it.

Governance

Governance

* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses."

them lines

them lines

dem lines, dem lines...

I can no longer write

I can no longer write.

SORRY had to do this to good to pass up

Multiple meanings

Multiple meanings

Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.

Paranoid

Paranoid!

Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going

He Sings Pinkpoetresss style

'He Sings' - (Pinkpoetress's style) ^^

(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. lol Your mail blocked me I mean, so I hope you don't mind me writing your poem style. I think your style is lovely and fun to read. It's sometimes sad but it's ok cus most of times it's fun and I enjoy reading it! Special Thanks: Thank you Mr. Cafe2, Swade, Kickit, and Andrew. ^__^ First time the title of this poem was "Guess whose writing style it is?" ^_^ Mr. Cafe2 and Swade had no idea. lol Kickit was almost correct, his guess was 50% right. But maybe he was drunk a bit then he couldn't confirm the right one. lol Suddenly, Andrew just woke up early (around 5 am in the UK), lol he came as if a DARK HORSE, he posted his first comment of the day that, "My first instinct is that it is Pink!!! I have read lots of it!!!" and yeahhh it's Correct! The prize is my SMILE... here >> ^_________________^ Congrats Andrew!!!! lolol Now you can go back to bed. lol

SUDDENLY UNBALENCED

SUDDENLY UNBALENCED

JUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HAVE ANY s*xual OR OFENCIVE MEANING IN THE UK. [ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS ALL 'PC' ON ME.]

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