Here is a list of Humor Poems ordered by Newest, posted by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
now where did i put that fourth stanza?
The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano
whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can
hehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp
ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!
lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..
MWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx
This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy
Just having some fun
Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Just some old-fashioned rhyming.
when's the train leave?
oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below
if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.
I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....
Damn those words....they can get so noisy
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
i know i couldnt read it either
i dunno...lol.
yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy
hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...
The Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....
It's Friday night! lol.
well what can i say...
There'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffin when in every home 'pon a wall Mickey Rooney some picture hung
oh those colorful phrases ;-)
Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx
Hope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx
one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol
This poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field about this and the cost to the state from it.
* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses."
dem lines, dem lines...
SORRY had to do this to good to pass up
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going
(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. lol Your mail blocked me I mean, so I hope you don't mind me writing your poem style. I think your style is lovely and fun to read. It's sometimes sad but it's ok cus most of times it's fun and I enjoy reading it! Special Thanks: Thank you Mr. Cafe2, Swade, Kickit, and Andrew. ^__^ First time the title of this poem was "Guess whose writing style it is?" ^_^ Mr. Cafe2 and Swade had no idea. lol Kickit was almost correct, his guess was 50% right. But maybe he was drunk a bit then he couldn't confirm the right one. lol Suddenly, Andrew just woke up early (around 5 am in the UK), lol he came as if a DARK HORSE, he posted his first comment of the day that, "My first instinct is that it is Pink!!! I have read lots of it!!!" and yeahhh it's Correct! The prize is my SMILE... here >> ^_________________^ Congrats Andrew!!!! lolol Now you can go back to bed. lol
JUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HAVE ANY s*xual OR OFENCIVE MEANING IN THE UK. [ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS ALL 'PC' ON ME.]
Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
Have you written poetry that you'd like to share with other members? Posting your poetry shows your skill and creativity and helps members get to know you better. Your poem will appear on the Connecting Singles Poetry page and also in a link on your profile page. Click here to post a poem »