Welcome to Heck
Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.
Hide and seek
You've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f
Standing Ovations
Standing Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the tone for our friendship was set Don't get me wrong I knew you weren't blind I saw the desire but your
North Dakota
North Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the sunflower fields and the bossy manager ripping on an employee where we ate at a mall in Grand Forks. This is a parody of Kokomo by the Beach Boys
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
Prarie Thoughts
Wrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.
The Females Lament
one of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate.
clinically dysfunctional
Is what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing about me. I know there are some issues, In my own family. Like my grandma often runs around town
A Bit of Dark Horse
for Tracy's challenge to me
attention frog lovers
he is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies sleeps at night under the star with the moths peter you get everywhere it must be the fairy dust
sad frog
now what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog
that kebab
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
ate to much now the answer
smelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk or even echo someone would have a clue the horrible smell of it the truth would say its you if
Food and Humour (A Challenge)
lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol
Higher learning
I find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame now it's lit I won't feel a thing after this hit When its more than I can take I get faded To keep
Who am I (the pen)
I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come in many colors from midnight blue to pink You words can come and go , thoughts you can forget My w
The FishingTrip
pelican pie anyone?
Lets Bake a Cake
I think that hen will be Sunday dinner
The "Cat" in the Hat
a bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning
Old White Tail
Just a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song
Left, Left, Keep Marching
A bit of dark humour
kid at heart
I think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and relax with that childhood fun side of me...nothing wrong with that! ....is there?
Whining...
Ugh I feel old sometimes...
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)
Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these kind quacking animals unless your Plucky or Liam than I am laughing in a very sinister laugh. I have posted videos of Pluckys demise and of his twin brothers. http://youtu.be/jAyFxY4Ntxw http://youtu.be/0xzRKjAiWpY http://youtu.be/Yp6dDXTVDkA
beard
bearrrrrrrrrrrds
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comment, he, in response to his comment the wolf is on the prowl, every inch of ground i hope he is
Plagiarism
thank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph
By the Time You Read this
I will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult" now... NO!!! Not 30... Middle age CAN'T be 40... Social Security statements?? OBVIOUSLY n
Shadow /challenge/
Did I get away with something or what? Lol.
Zzzzzzzzzz!
Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.
duck continued
i am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the stench of it he claims to be guilty the beast wanted to make curry of me if only the pig knew what
Asdf
Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry.
Recession
Roses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.
Youtube
There are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapelle, Patton Oswalt, and Larry David. There are lots of accident and prank videos like Jimmy Kimmel's I ate all your halloween candy.
SOS! 'I'm floating
Another mother-in-law story.lol
JACK'S NOT NIMBLE
another nursery poem trashed
How I came to write poetry
Lol or what?
high noon bounty hunter
Thought I'd mosey in on this challenge...
Old Lady Nursery Rhyme
There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * * EVIDENTLY !
The Wild & Woolly West
Spoof!
To the one that got away :(
Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.