just fun riddles
...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp
The Demon in the Kitchen
Any one for breakfast?
My "New" Car
Yay!
Eat more Salmon Haiku
Inspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".
Haiku Confetti Summer Day
Swords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!
Can I get a gesundheit?
Kings Command Part 2
The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal Highness, We request, you follow Our words without any doubts. Place your face upon you bed.
The kings Command Part 1
In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not ease his Discomfort and pain. So his fastest rider He did summon, on The kingdoms strongest Ste
paddys shotgun wedding
Well on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the church though he fully intended to leave her in the lurch you see he loved his freedom but he just c
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...
Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.
Optimist Haiku
I can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)
On The Beach (lol)
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
domestic bliss part 2
When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and marked so red paddy had the luxury of languishing in bed She realized her temper had partly on
Till Death Do Us Part
Bill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every time She fainted straight away. So they told the doc about this sign To see what he would say. I
domestic bliss part1
Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now paddy loved the horses while mary had to work that's it she said one afternoon i cant take anymore
Election Day
Tomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!
King of the Cat World
For my cat, Billy
Life's Toys
I think this probably speaks for itself
Huh?
Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...
Warning!
The drug commercials!!!
Haiku
In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish
Still Clueless
True story
ism isms...no poetry
I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner 'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier a
Ten Minutes
I've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch them off and try again? Task the mind or task the pen? White paper waits as seconds tick A better p
Weather Report
Just for fun.
Are We There Yet?
LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!
If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!
Lost
Two weeks lost in our new city....
To Beauty
I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...
Monkey Gong
Breathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over and I'll be home. To sit by myself and think for a second Turning into minutes and now hours long.
Canadian Football league
It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son
Girl from Nantucket
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
Just a thought
Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!
HIM, HER and THEM
HIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of concern In this simple prose. The usages of HIM and HER Can be quite disturbing. Depending on
An Homage
I tip my hat to it's inventor.
Temptation
Would you give in to temptation?
Jerry"s Final Thoughts
Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone
Cuttin' Free
Where'd this come from? lol
Tragic Anachronism
Imagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom sure and strong And we'd know we couldn't carry on Without each other in our arms And so we'd mov
Spam
You never know!! or do you??
love games
A little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son saw She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Standin
Yankee Doodle
A conglomeration of several I have known...