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is that called shadow boxing?
a quicky..lol
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..
Do you know her?
it's in the news !
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
I probably have known her !
still doodling with words.
I know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
JUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN
Having a go at this was fun......
Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)
Ok..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol
'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The things I have you'll surely like So let me in you pigs so tasty' 'No! no,' they cried in unison 'Not
Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret hide And now their situations are most interesting Now that there is paternity testing Too man
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dining room And even the TV was loaded Not a thing was left behind Except three cups, plates and spoon
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol
I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
I was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them
Appreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even extreme For the faith filled feel Gratitude goes with gesture How your happiness is heart filled
We all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
This weeks personals: Good luck ladies!
From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99
This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.
Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to play Then you wait for me to feed you Then what do you do Off for the night God knows where I'm ti
Humorist mood
When Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?
Ingredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding Hood drink recipe Shake and strain into a double-cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with berries, a short straw, and serve. Serve in "Cocktail Glass" This drink is described as:- Vivid summery fruit flavours make a cocktail that tastes as innocent as Grandma, but has a bite more reminiscent of the Wolf.
First day back in the classroom
Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!
Laugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy that same laughter might make me past gas have to be easy when I laugh don't want to past gas but
I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
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