Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Merry Christmas
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
Not
Not not not
For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
Cereal Killer
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!
Watta Crazy World!
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P
Apricot Wine
Thought it time for a Chuckle.
KIDS
L.............1
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
santas bad day
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
up rooted
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol
Old Man Winter
I don't play well in the cold..lol.
My Best Friend
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
Lies
watch out for lies.
Steven
Just Me
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
Horror Story
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
In the Cellar
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
Fruit and Vegetable
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
little blackbird
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
Soulmate
I have had way to much coffee....
Perched On The Pot (little silly)
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
My Haiku
long ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink much (winning) and got to thinking....
WARTS AND ALL
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
Where i have &have not been
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don'
I INTENDED TO CALL
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
Halloween Downloads
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.
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just for fun..
Daylight Savings
Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)
Ten ways to ward off a Zombie
It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.
Stop Stealing My Sun
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE
Jazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.
Too Much Love
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
BLAHHH!!!
Im alot of things But im not SLOW