There was a.........
just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx
a rash of limerick
ah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings
attacks
i wrote this one day when i was bored in class. it's kind of a fun play on words.
Trouble Is.....
Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx
2012
Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The
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when i look into your eyes
just off the topp of my head
IN CONFUSION
from dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx
MEN
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
The Lady In The Mirror
about seeing onesself as we really are...
do NOT read this
ok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let this then, not lead to dismay that you be pleased with what i say do not quickly depart without delay
I need samples! (a limerick)
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
Clouded thinking
just thoughts !!
Value your lover!
ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.
One Fine Day (Anon)
My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.
Karma
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
enunciation
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/enunciation http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/elocution wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!
Adventures in Plumbing
What I've been fighting the last several days...
It’s all about L-O-V-E ;")
My romantic poem ends like crazy again!!! -_-‘’ lol
cold ain
I never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain
Y_Y
hahaha :P
HO....HO.....HO!...........lol
I BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx
Easy Does It
Last day of conscript labor... :D
Beer Acrostic
Cheers to beers
Check Me Out!
I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little As you read all that I am Of course I don't make any sense Do you really give a damn Oh how my
Torn Between Two
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
Bad guy
Infact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..
"In-Sane"
Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx
From Lovely Me - To Lovely You
^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol
Thanksgiving Night
Yawwwwn....
Self-Portrait
Well, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change.
Lessons from a Child
Hope it brings a smile to your face
Sinister Happenings.
It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near. We've enemies that prowl and lurk And dwe
mans best friend
You know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know they left a pile… But when your down and really blue… They’re always there to comfort you… That’
So close
oh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola you wanted to bad.
Dam It!!
who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there he shall stand,, loving me, finally.. Sophia
haven fun.
hope this made you smile or at least a grin.
Scream!
True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...
ALL CONSUMING
YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx
Charmed
A snippet of memory that still makes me smile.