Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
Castle coffee
Anybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol
Private Email
I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!
on the lighter side
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The end
It has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWO
I enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©
i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.
Hi, I'm New on Here
It's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
Ode to Online Dating
Just penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!
What I Don't Know I Knew
I was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be silly with that thought and pen a little craziness! If you think about it...it is true though!
Friends in High Places
I was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.
Help
A place to start
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer
I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.
The Exam
No exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness
DADDY DADDY!
Inspired by a funny story I heard
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!
Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers
a walk in the bush
As i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight in a dung heap. I was covered in odor. How i wished i could have got a cold shower but not until i re
A drunkards poem #2
Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS.. $ She said thE IRS was a Whore$ She traveled dow n a Narrow path And a green Chicken chewe
World Cup Love
Those six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet love to love.... now we have the UKs Tennis to contend with...sheesh...lol
E-logical world
Well its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols
Mistaken Identity
Down around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick posers written 05/22/2014
Crush turned mush
Fool me once shame on me!!
The wizards potion
Stir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Sprinkle exotic herbs and she's bound to squeal Add a few strange grapes and she'll surely kneel O,
Exequy Shindig
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers
My Date
Enjoying a nice steak :-)
The secret
We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you
Laughing
Life is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt should not have been said And all the strife and pain. What does the soul think? Does it
crooked man
I was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.
Sas tries to Rhyme
Okay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL
a mad week in the mountains
i almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its three times the size of the gas bottle which you have there how much do want for it i said
You're so fine
Bought some new china today! :-)
mad yolk
fish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old owl once said hoot hoot laughing within the owl was mad in this head doing a three
My Way
I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard
FRIEND
AN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)
who me?
Just playing and thinking hahaha
Silk Road Adventure
Yes this happened to me ! Should I tell?
Time
Tick tock...
Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pm
Thank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women are claw masters and we definitely love it. 4. How many pills would you need to solve or enhanc
First flush of a different kind
Just another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun
Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?
glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...