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Inerasable memory Kickit22s style

Inerasable memory - (( Kickit22's style ))

^__^ My first time trying to write a poem in "kickit22's style". lol "Breaking point" VS "Inerasable memory" LOL | (( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 ))

can I be your Sun and Sea thesunandthesea

can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)

me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.

HARVEY lol

HARVEY......lol

I'm saying no more.....lol...xxx

breaking point

breaking point

well i thought it was funny.lol.

A CLOSE SHAVE

A CLOSE SHAVE

Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx

time and light

time and light

i don't know guess just got bored.

dream vs reality

dream vs. reality.

LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.

Motivation and Creation Demonstration

Motivation and Creation Demonstration

Was just having fun

Gold Digger

Gold Digger!

uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol

new 1 step program

new 1 step program

guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.

What the

What the?

Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!

dementia at its best

dementia at it's best

this was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.

Chrissy Threes Company Season 4The Goodbye Guy

Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye Guy

Love that show, one of the funniest of all time!

Shove Off

"Shove Off"

I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)

Hollywood

Hollywood

Just some thoughts on LALA land

The Emoticons Are Coming

The Emoticon's Are Coming!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time

A May Day

A May Day

Just a fun write...right!

A little voice from a lonely toothbrush

A little voice from a lonely toothbrush

From a lonely toothbrush. :"p

The Army Rises

The Army Rises

I often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5-16-11 but created...in my head on the 14th lol

Blithering Idiot

Blithering Idiot

That first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.

Dating Woes

Dating Woes

Some of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!

A Summer Riddle

A Summer Riddle

What time is it for you?

Turtle Soup

Turtle Soup?

Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering

the perfect man

the perfect man

*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*

to ponder

to ponder

ah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't celebrate.... I'm not exactly happy about this I can't mourn... I can't even commiserate.... but, si

Just horrible

Just horrible

ya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.

Peggy and the Owl

Peggy and the Owl

Just something out of a funny conversation today

Boredom

Boredom..

The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.....................quiet.. ........................I think............................. .............

Lost for words!

Hope you agree with me!

Voices sequel to fright night

Voices (sequel to fright night)

this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the living room. all of the kittens watching tv. i went into the kitchen got a bottle of whip cream and sprayed them all. they loved that. kept them from watching tv the rest of that night tho.

fright night

fright night.

oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being single afterwards haven a dream that you were still married.

life

life

life is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!

a new brew

a new brew

i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.

Sleep

Sleep

Cant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha

Zygote clucks

Zygote clucks

hmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?

The Isle of Snugglindon

The Isle of Snugglindon

A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)

BUCKY

BUCKY

at least he got the soupl.lol...

Garfield

Garfield

Just playing with words..

a joke almost turned into a poem

a joke almost turned into a poem

not sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..

country or city

country or city

think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.

Hi

Hi

hi

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