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^__^ My first time trying to write a poem in "kickit22's style". lol "Breaking point" VS "Inerasable memory" LOL | (( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 ))
me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.
I'm saying no more.....lol...xxx
well i thought it was funny.lol.
Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx
i don't know guess just got bored.
LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.
Was just having fun
uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol
guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.
Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!
this was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.
Love that show, one of the funniest of all time!
I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)
Just some thoughts on LALA land
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time
Just a fun write...right!
From a lonely toothbrush. :"p
I often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5-16-11 but created...in my head on the 14th lol
That first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.
Some of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!
What time is it for you?
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*
ah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't celebrate.... I'm not exactly happy about this I can't mourn... I can't even commiserate.... but, si
ya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.
Just something out of a funny conversation today
The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.....................quiet.. ........................I think............................. .............
Hope you agree with me!
this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the living room. all of the kittens watching tv. i went into the kitchen got a bottle of whip cream and sprayed them all. they loved that. kept them from watching tv the rest of that night tho.
oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being single afterwards haven a dream that you were still married.
life is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!
i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.
Cant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha
hmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?
A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)
at least he got the soupl.lol...
Just playing with words..
not sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..
think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.
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