desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
Numbers
You can imagine all numbers must think this way.
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
Empty Nest
An "empty-nesters" poem
i paid her to please me .. .
not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in rosso-ossido colour. 2 doors, alloys and wide tyres. and yes i did let her down with my first motoring accident........aahhh, 35 years - such a long time, but can seem so 'like yesterday'. i hope this brought back some of your own pleasant memories :) xx virgosign
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mine!!
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
It may have been
It may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her silky thighs Or the thoughts of the silk betwixt But mostly it was friday nights When she joined me
Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
Damsel In Distress
There's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!
God's Wonderful Railway
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or "the wrong kind of snow"!!!! :o) You may laugh at this poem, but it is VERY true to life!! :o)
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey
Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.
The Spel Cheker
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your pleased two no It’s letter-perfect inn it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
haiku...lol
#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.
Get Noticed
Throw that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today ..
"Rover come Over" (Humor)
The affection a dog has for it's owner.
Were you aware of this awareness day?
I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteoperosis (I'm not really sure how severe it can get), but I just thought it was slightly humorous that I am already aware osteoperosis but had no idea that there was an awareness day for it. Why I wrote a poem? Just for fun I guess.
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)
I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad Spelling
This is about as evil as I get...God help me!
A poets prayer
Maybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) Rainbow
A fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this would put a different 'colour' on the old song. (Pun intended, as usual...)
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)
Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beauty in living in the moment and letting things go. I love to play with words it's my therapy but I must admit I am horid at spelling so yes there are probably some errors, oops! Anyway love to hear comments, love,love,love to hear what people think I know I am not the greatest writer but I love it...So please let me know what you all think!
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face
I met you in my dreams (part one)
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I love you Oh, kiss, I love you Oh, hug, I love you Oh, you,I love you Oh, me,I love you Oh, th
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi
Two many mirrors
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes ove
STRETCH
Ah a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.
Two –Time Looser
This is written about some one that I was once married to lol
My friend’s family and a bike
many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
Nittee the Gnat
Ha ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)
~The 3 legged duck~
:) ha i love it, cheers all.
Dodges Poem
It's just random