nun joke
Three nuns are learning to play darts First nun throws three twenties Second throws forty Third nun throws hers darts and misses So she lets the second nun stand near the dart board to check her aim She throws her darts again One dart m
missing socks
ha ha ha lost the plot looking for socks i think angela flies in when i am asleep smiling stealing my socks ha ha joking baby
Joke
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up t
Online Games and Facebook Friends
Decided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feeling devilish today...well almost :-D
Country song
Just a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...
Monorhyme
A bit of fun
Words Aren't Enough
The old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!
the lodger
Would you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i
Someone, Anyone, No One......
It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't be found, Then we start looking for anyone..... But anyone isn't really around.... Then we slowly
Mama O
Laughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make sure the joke has gone down... Coming forward now and then, A smile that lights up the room And is
If I were a furniture
My funny take on inanimate objects around our homes... If they could talk... What would they be saying or thinking???? The mind boggles!
The Rabbit and The Mole
Hipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop
Bill-----Limerick
There was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill
Fervid Frenzy
you confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you're exclusive you are lost and can't be found. i was waiting i'm debating on this merry life g
Justin Bieber
A parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.
The Secret To A Happy Life
#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.
The BIG 60th
Hi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.
Rotting Pud
Rotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck in mud?
karma...........
i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if only i knew
I Remember The First time It Happened..
I thought this was too good not to share.
Pain
Lie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she did as she was told feeling him close leaning over her aching from being forced to open so wide
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go pla
Shady Lady
There once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy making this lady so bawdy
That booty
When a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn
The Photo
I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.
Here Lies Joe
I was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.
Show Me the Way to Go Hame
Hic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be both left I keep tripping over ouch maybe a last one for the road Hic that was not so wise my h
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!
Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol
Ladies - Size Matters
Looked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no offence to any ladies as for me it is the size of your heart and love not your proportional disposition. This is just a fun moment nothing more.
Crazy World Of Skin Colour
Some dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical matter That can cause serious health problems later Their use is common in countries like India
Will Ferrell
Just saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite ones. His homeless art class model from Saturday Night Live is my favorite bit, second would be his mean boss interview with Pierce Brosnan.
Music
I love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day then listen some more The engine of music is throbbing with life To make beautiful music is t
the truth
I was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come meet me the very next day move in and plan to stay I just need to pay their way Yeah I was cruisin
praying for a date
There was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the feeling was strong so he prayed by his bed He asked how to do it He prayed day and night and
Table for One!
Looking for the other half of the date! Lol
Unlucky Me
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.
trapped
if we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagine the breathing that could take place not to mention clear thought so don't mention it I had the
A Scousers Xmas Tale
For those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend of self humour I penned this to make someone grin or even dare say smile, if it does then its been worthwhile.
Four Pigs In A Row
(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to them was a bunch of geriatrics waving their walking sticks around.)
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)
One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenly a gagging sound Poor Marie was beginning to stagger Smoke was pouring from her ears She was do
my four dogs and me...a childs mind
we all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our noses raised up high the game was on, the trek begun ears pointed to the sky our tails quickl