Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
Profound....need to Rebound
Silly poem
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
dope dreams
dope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke the dreams but smoke the fking dopes!
a pint of love sir ?
invitation card...
Poet's Corner Bash
Sorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name used please let me know and I will replace it. Thanks all. Addition thanks to idea by elo.
Washing Machine Cat
My daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It is now at the Vets.
Raincoat
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL
Ode to Dishpan Hands
While doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one of your poems'. Who am I to disappoint her so here it is.
coldest night
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
Death The Musical
Well Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back
Poetnumber1
A day in the life of Poetnumber1
Easter Bunny
Oh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile I killed the Easter Bunny Driving cross the meadow Thought I'd do some 4x4 Foot planted to the
WRONG MOVE
Have you ever made a wrong move
Kamikaze Herring
If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And bight you on the nose Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes If you
on line today
humoristic inspiration...
The Wedding
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.
aspergus moon
doctor roland/mysterious lorentz
Salvador's South Indian Food
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!
To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.
Lucky me
There's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4u
I had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D
Dakota Jim
I'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester And derringers in my sleeves I'm as tough as nails And I'll rob you blind Old women, children and a
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean Competition
This is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit who had a sister from Morvant Trinidad and Tobago. So there you have it
Going for a ride~~~``
With writting you can have fun.
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
The Poets Curse
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
Color Me Silly
Something different, silly, and fun
Frogs Lament
Had to give the frogs right of reply
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog
<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say no guts no glory
Letter to Happygolucky4u
I'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.
White Noise.
lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..
Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)
Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.
CHESS WIH DEATH
A story within a poem, that is how dancing performs
Henry And Sister Gisella
Not every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.
Amelia, I Love Thee
Dear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white and my hair tidy. Please Amelia I will change for you. Always yours in love Barak Jeconiah Holofernes
She is right
are you following me?
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)
Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will boil your blood You'll soon swoon in my arms Not yet my love not yet First I need to feel your lif
A sonnet ordered me Violante
Not easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.
My big toes got a mouth on it
not a lot to say i do