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A fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra
"... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain unchanged. When you know you are not at peace, your knowing creates a still space that surrounds your
thanks John
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
Nothing at all... :))))
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....
Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.
Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.
What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha
My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....
A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!
OMG! I think I better run! lol.
I'm your handiman..call me.lol.
Down by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For his breath is very deadly If he ever got near
no your right not a poem but ahhhh what the
Translated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol
I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.
how often we forget that men get used also
just having fun with words
Just an amusing sidelight..lol
just one of those days.lol..
It's all about Monday!
2007 Pushcart Prize nominee
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
A piece of slop..lol.
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
A fun thing..
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
Please help disparage this poem..lol
just doodling again with words
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
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