The Sun Worshipping Preacher
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
Hurry Up
Nothing at all... :))))
OOH!!! WOMEN
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
Miss You.
Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....
Lover's want presence
Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.
New License Plates
Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.
What No Taco!!!
What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha
Hilda...
My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....
Sir Kickit the Great
A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!
Poem #3
OMG! I think I better run! lol.
She broke Mr. Fixit
I'm your handiman..call me.lol.
By the River
Down by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For his breath is very deadly If he ever got near
public announcement
no your right not a poem but ahhhh what the
Thutan Kahan
Translated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)
Man a pause
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~
A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket
I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.
Sampling Men
how often we forget that men get used also
A country tango
just having fun with words
Champagne shootout!
Just an amusing sidelight..lol
Egg Head
just one of those days.lol..
If you can feel this..
It's all about Monday!
I Said Coffee
2007 Pushcart Prize nominee
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
In Answer to the Worst Poems
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
Thunk (Worst poem)
A piece of slop..lol.
"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
worst poem
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.
HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM
captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
OMG worst poem ever challenge
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
Cafe's ' Worst poem Challenge'
A fun thing..
Mailbox women
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
Lousy poem
Please help disparage this poem..lol
Limerick atheist
just doodling again with words
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
Knight of Gimmemoor
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
Limerick- old man, two parts
age has its drawbacks
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.