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My Beloved

My Beloved

A fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra

KNOWING

KNOWING...

"... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain unchanged. When you know you are not at peace, your knowing creates a still space that surrounds your

brief affair

brief affair

thanks John

The Sun Worshipping Preacher

The Sun Worshipping Preacher

Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.

Hurry Up

Hurry Up

Nothing at all... :))))

OOH WOMEN

OOH!!! WOMEN

Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy

Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper

Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper

Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."

Miss You

Miss You.

Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....

Lovers want presence

Lover's want presence

Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.

New License Plates

New License Plates

Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.

What No Taco

What No Taco!!!

What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha

Hilda

Hilda...

My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....

Sir Kickit the Great

Sir Kickit the Great

A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!

Poem 3

Poem #3

OMG! I think I better run! lol.

She broke Mr Fixit

She broke Mr. Fixit

I'm your handiman..call me.lol.

By the River

By the River

Down by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For his breath is very deadly If he ever got near

public announcement

public announcement

no your right not a poem but ahhhh what the

Thutan Kahan

Thutan Kahan

Translated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)

Man a pause

Man a pause

Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...

LIFE Lift me up

~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~

A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol

50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket

50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket

I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.

Sampling Men

Sampling Men

how often we forget that men get used also

A country tango

A country tango

just having fun with words

Champagne shootout

Champagne shootout!

Just an amusing sidelight..lol

Egg Head

Egg Head

just one of those days.lol..

If you can feel this

If you can feel this..

It's all about Monday!

I Said Coffee

I Said Coffee

2007 Pushcart Prize nominee

Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE

Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE

someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said

In Answer to the Worst Poems

In Answer to the Worst Poems

What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.

Thunk Worst poem

Thunk (Worst poem)

A piece of slop..lol.

Toe Jam Kitty Worst Poem Challenge

"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)

After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!

worst poem

worst poem

had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....

worse poem challenge 2nd attempt

worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.

HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM

captain morgan worse poem ever challange

captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)

hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..

OMG worst poem ever challenge

OMG worst poem ever challenge

Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL

Mailbox women

Mailbox women

Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol

Lousy poem

Lousy poem

Please help disparage this poem..lol

Limerick atheist

Limerick atheist

just doodling again with words

Limerick Kent a reprint from long ago

Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago

this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.

Knight of Gimmemoor

Knight of Gimmemoor

An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....

Limerick Banty

Limerick Banty

His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.

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