To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
The Maid from Kilkenny
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
murphys troubles
The policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be funny" he said in much disdain and muttered quietly within "this ones going to be a pain." "So wh
wandering man limerick
There was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pure leisure to work on a farm which did him no harm If eating with hogs is measure at last he di
Umbrella Limerick
There once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for umbrellas as his head was now tremclad.
Hunter Limerick
Limerick
Grandad ahhhh.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
seeks
lazy to complete it
Limerick
There was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object, Damn limericks or otherwise I'll kick the bucket".
Rattles
just some black humour!!
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
mike tyson limerick
i hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry
poem
complaining about poem
a nose job
ummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from
"Kiwiana"
my first attempt...lol! SS
A young lady from Spoad
lol.....Ribitt....Ribitt.....Andrew...xxx
the decline of Nantucket
see, I've a bit of a potty mouth...
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket
Poor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.
a lengthy love affair (limerick)
that was some kiss! silliness reigns......
limerick (nantucket by the sea)
it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucket
Encouragement
Following the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall.
She was only the vicars daughter.......
lol.....xxx....Andrew
In vain
I admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender.
Limerzickz
Couldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.
There was a young lady.......
Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
The Coyote and The Cowboy (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick. :)
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
thoughts for kisses
kisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinated,,
I knew there had to be a catch...
love my children...
The Limerick Challenge
My jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ...........
hedi's past
best job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)
There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
.... from Nantucket
see...clean...hah! (dammit)
OOOOOPS!
Toilet humour.....lol....xxx
Limerick Weekend #2
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
John Wayne (Limerick)
A Western themed Limerick for ya'll. :)
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
All the nice girls.....
AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx
and another......
ooooooops!......lol.....Andrew....xxx
And then there was.........
For the not so sensitive souls....lol....funny what one remembers from school......Andrew...xxx
fore!
I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his very best was just never enough