Play on Words
Sharing mussels can be whiskey
I look forward to seeing your message!
Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical example of spammer's message, a masterpiece in a sense.
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Women's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this la
the friendly dog
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own
Wishful Thinking
Written in April, many years ago.
I am a little insect
Just a little ditty for kids
Spelling mistake
Just a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.
Morse code: --..-...---.-....
He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!
My Christmas List
Christmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh will pass right by not stopping on my roof an empty space under the tree will be considered pr
The Spirits of Christmas
Written for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a little video of me reading this poem on You-Tube http://youtu.be/VwhoBMA_w0w
CS Style Xmas Tree
Just thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in this Xmas tree.
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
Yellow Techno
"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~
Dank Pants
A fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he went with his pants all dank.
The Name of the Muse
Have you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.
Internet Girl
I knew there had to be a reason...
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
Star Log: Winter 2014
Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!
A DAY IN MY LIFE
WHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!
MY CHERISHED PHONE
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet
Revisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase a book, but who ultimately proved to be a true gent. Limited appeal I know, but I like it!!
I Am Quite Normal
A bit of humour
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.
That's soo romantic poem.
Silly Story Saturday
Silly today - Saturday crazy!
Betty Sue
A true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol
Mine to Keep
Tragedies and disappointments of life
5-7-5 Mol
I read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)
Does my Bum look Big In this?
Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror I become depressed. Man or woman, brother or sister, we all know we have so much more to offer from within. So I say to you all, be yourself, be true and love will come to you. Good luck.
Comment
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)
hmmmm..
found it funny
Circling bulgariaism
nice poem about about
Bang
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
Seeking women 134 to 798
Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Cafe lol
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
Food for thought
Do you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of your blood Oh.. How i thirst for your fruity wine
The Phone Poem
This hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well always please believe. Salutations -so fun to receive! In person I would rather speak- Am
Should'nt should have should'nt
Bit of a time wrap!
IDEAS
Written 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.
I am slightly insane
Cupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane
Sometning Rreal
Greetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in the thrall of machines Sir, it is not easy being human Aye and there’s the blow When you r
The 45th dimension
May the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knights.. you get to sail to Ruby Ruby Island..