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I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!
you gotta have humour in life
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them
phew tough one
A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.
Something different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun.
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
a hopefully lighted hearted twist
so important to us all
why?
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
flirting with reality
I languish in chains..
How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine
Perched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit Then preached again as he reached into our pockets, with no receipt.
Someone slipped me a Jeffery...
Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as the kids helping some contestant answer the questions.
this is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten
Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
Hope of a hopless man
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye ans likte jau... Din rat hi mai ye book ratte jau...
The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket
They might need Cheering Up ???
I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip
I desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like her hair be neat and trim, And have graces deep within. Kind and gentle should be her traits, Be on
I did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to many times iv seen this picture, how can i be so dumb. Don’t know how i got here, Have no idea at al
a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank you
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That
Firewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Red bird dancing on the window sill Prancing around just the way he feels Let the wind blow and forg
My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's room right after he hears some thunder, "Thunder buddies for life, right John. You're #@$% right. Oh, come on, let's sing the Thunder Song."
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Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w
"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I
just a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!
Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012? I think we can make a mess of things at times, but I wonder sometimes what the real aim of all this global warming talk is really about.
Cloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now has clean attire Only one thing make cave man fret And that is cloud boom Cloud boom boom boom
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