Rain Rain
Bloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute, while I think what to say, Dear Lord, I know your short staffed, and I have a daughter, she'll
Oh Carol
Oh Carol Its time, gotta release, gotta show, gotta rip off my shirt and go, gonna live like a caveman, and roar like a lion, Im from another land, the land of zion, I gotta unleash, I gotta release, tie up loose ends, brains overloa
OH BABY!
Heart is thumping,. .........blood is pumping baby, Waiting for you ........... to get online, Hurry up now,............ dont keep me waiting baby, Are you ready.......... for a real good time, Come on baby, .......just get those fingers tap
And The Question is?
I've been reviewing the situtation, contemplating my mental state, It's been a long time coming, and I hope, not too late. The one thing that seems strange, and causes me some pain, That creates a strange illusion, Shorting signals to my bra
Poetic Justice
Bit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)
I AINT NO QUITTER!
I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I won't quit, it's not in my remit, you do if you can, Now, thats the end of this ryhme, and I thi
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
The 5 Poet Prayer.
Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings, pay them verbal commission, Can we start real soon Dear Lord,,thats with your permission, I'll w
Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
Hitchin' Down to Jane
Life was handin me lemons, so I made some lemonade. Written on the side of the road while hitchhiking... To Jane, of course - lol
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
a mountain view
just because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!
candy heart
if i forgot anything just imagine its there to
Cyberstyle
dont even go there, chavo
The Ride
The dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she had been taught. She could hardly see in front of her, But she continues the blind ride. Flyin
spectacles
i seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)
Pers Profile subparagraph (a.)
like a carpenter's auger to stone, not likely to work very well lol
Somebodies Daughter
Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.
refuse refuse (waste waste)
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe
The Dating Site Hustle
Not too far from reality. :D
grumpy old men/gone past caring.
wrote this poem,to perform it on stage,at a charity event,I helped organise,planned for good friday,at the boathouse bar,salisbury,wilts,it's a comedy& cabaret night,hopefully it will attract lots of people,to contribute to the charity funds.
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A Lady With Low IQ
just a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait...
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
Cross That Bridge
No car at the moment, so I've been getting around on foot and by hitchhiking. This rural area makes no provisions for pedestrians. :D
poetry 101
uh....poetry
These Pickers
Blood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above them? Is it natural instinct? Who taught this trade? They pick, look, and smile at what their no
'Two Spinisters'
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
Venus guytrap
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
'Getting Married'
Never say Never
vanity
nothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy
Dice Rollin
Goofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.
The New MacDonald - song lyric
Written 10 years ago but still works.
Limericks
Just for fun
Tardiness
The white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1
Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident some years back, when I worked for a weekly newspaper in a small rural community. I was an avid fish
Surprises
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Iwannabeahadeda...
Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...
Pink or Pinky?
To sexy for my brain to remember.
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