Shopping Madness
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
Self defence
Just for fun
high noon
they stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have its say guess it was always meant to be that way one man walking on,the other on a horse of grey so
Breathless
You thought what? Shame on you :)
HIGH NOON SAGA challenge
what I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry please come aboard it has to follow with the names and their casting. . me - red Indian Jesse -
The room
New stuff...
High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)
Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)
this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you coz you're Wanted
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talks out loud to herself she eats me ma out of house and home this is the reason i wrote this poem
Not All Bugs Taste the Same
Pondering
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
A short story
Best seller! Lol.
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
These City Streets
Just observing
Free Range Chickens
They had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie Wilson, and Phil Hartman plays Kenny Rogers. It was a parody of We are the World from 1985.
THE OBOE
Only an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo.
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)
La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon thousands of people make their way from all corners of the world to fight in this 'World's Biggest Food Fight' where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.
Special offer on me. . .
try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out
The Squire
bit of fun
The Chair Of Doom
Just a bit of humour
I Don't Wanna Go
A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.
A fools lullaby
Sometimes you write about what you know...
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.
April Fool's Day
you all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today
cool bunny
mad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through daisies fair lillies and daffodils everywhere easter eggs he is a giving to little children everywher
Larry
I am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day and a life for this raccoon. we named Larry, just because Thats Larry and Harry lives in the tomb above where I believe the raccoon lives too
lost the forest ha ha
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
Easter
frivolous taken on the bunny etc
Cafe Challenge/Who is she?
Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you must guess. Do you really know the kind of woman that can pull my chain? Take a guess. She's a mo
The Roads Ahead
life
Pork and Beans
One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to
" Desparate Love " by Jonroan
I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.
knock, knock. .
just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!
happy birthday
on this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up to sing this song on this very special birthday i wish you all the happiness until this time n
I need a real woman
A real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
My Lucky Silver Dollar
Yesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
Rich Man Blues
Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.
Sarcasm for world's problems..
The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
The human condition...
Fill...
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....