MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challenge
A different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....
The rain is falling...
It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !!! Ancient Bullman
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
Johnny Carson Terms for Death
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.
Wizzard's wish..
Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Cheers Prince Harry
watched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks
This is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly and with some black humor.
Ode to a computer
I do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it.
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
Redhorse
I can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my fingers on your moistened bod Remembering your distinct taste The last time you touched my tongue Oh th
CS Poet's: I need advice
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol
Yankee's Challenge
I look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell makes me want to smile My favorite flower of all you do ask So hard to choose what a task So I wi
I know it's wrong but I must have you
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
Snap Back
written as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)
A Sad Truth
What do you see here?
FOOL
I just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES
I always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.
Yankee and his pony ...
It's in my head still .
Earn a degree in Maidenology
Is the weekend really over? lol.
CLUTTER
What can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrote after talking to a friend about clutter and looking around my apartment and seeing piles here and there. :-)
Hard times
LUV YA..
Yawn
I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?
It's time for you to show
This goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!
o m g
just look at ur self after a bath??
Ode To Thee CS
Ode to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.
My Name
I f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is
Lonely girl at the club..
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I am coming back !!!
I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do !
The Swimming Coach
Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9.
Limericks about CS forums users
there once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N there was a young man called sky a few cs members did he rile the threads grew and grew t
Fishing Stories
Thought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other times fishing and stories that were shared - some true and some a bit of a stretch!
This Amber Liquid
Hope someone gets a bit of a chuckle
The Poet
I'm not giving away the secret :)
Kickits challedge
try on sarcasm
Kickit's challenge..
Hail Sir Kickit!!
A Thousand Challenge
I'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!
Ring of death
A little Saturday morning something..lol
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
The Loo
1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating system A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. (This is only part of the instructions)
Those Miserable Young Ladies
If only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me
IMMORTALIY
Just trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me