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I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!
Tomfoolery
Saturday funnery.
Round and Round
A thought on life
The Trial...
It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt.
The Horse Clinician
Last Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a telling of his experience.
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©
i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.
Spelling mistake
Just a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.
"Candy Crush"
Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest. Fire burns within to surpass my friends in this contest. Dismay comes when lives are lost. Wait
Four Pigs In A Row
(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to them was a bunch of geriatrics waving their walking sticks around.)
Pedal to the Metal
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
Mystery Meat
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
Buyer Of Vanity fair
We sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mistake! Move unfortunately behind false We be buyer of vanity fair.
French Onion Soup?
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
Come Gather Round
For some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like amusing yourself read it with that tune in mind
Thou Art Like
He is still spinning
growing up
I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip
little ditty
a joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke
Miss You.
Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
The Poets Curse
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
There was a.........
just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx
Lucky Peas
A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.
Kato Had Some Playdough
Kato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink panther playdough was cool They did a pink panther dance And when the teacher got the chance She t
Dear Santa
I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.
"triangle"
spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had a goal to live their dreams vicariously by dint of rock and roll I played the aul triangle
Haiku challenge
Just trying..
Election Day
Tomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!
Amelia, I Love Thee
Dear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white and my hair tidy. Please Amelia I will change for you. Always yours in love Barak Jeconiah Holofernes
In This Very Minute
I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10011
~~~~SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH~~~~
ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~
My Name
I f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is
Happy Go Lucky Wind
I have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello
Swarmin' Season
The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we
I Am The Son Of Fishermen
I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.
Vicky
The Landing Strip Is Now Open
that kebab
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
Laughing
Life is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt should not have been said And all the strife and pain. What does the soul think? Does it
Canadian Football league
It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son
Just a thought
Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!
Bed Time Story
Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One
Doctor humour 2
Adapted from a Frank Carson joke
Dear Deer
I spend 10 years writing this poem