World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.
That's soo romantic poem.
A Shadow Called Ego
Making a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))
An apology to every Smashed Ant..
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
~Valoosified~
what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)
Idle poets!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
Table for One!
Looking for the other half of the date! Lol
high noon bounty hunter
Thought I'd mosey in on this challenge...
Torn Between Two
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
The Sun Worshipping Preacher
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
What have I been doing...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
BUCKY
at least he got the soupl.lol...
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES
I always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.
Salvador's South Indian Food
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
Zzzzzzzzzz!
Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.
Ants
Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day . I saw hundreds ants come out to play, Tho they weren't playin
Earthly Beings
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
haven fun.
hope this made you smile or at least a grin.
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)
Adam and Eve Retold
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
The BIG 60th
Hi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.
Limerick Frugal
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
Lonely girl at the club..
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
If you can feel this..
It's all about Monday!
Ring of death
A little Saturday morning something..lol
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!
Can I get a gesundheit?
Transatlantic Translation Failure
No comment ;)
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
Rich Lady's Rant
Ha! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
a rash of limerick
ah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings
Lover's want presence
Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.
Letter to Happygolucky4u
I'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.
Zombie.com. Dating Site 100% Free!
just for fun..
National Anthem
I must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..
Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe
Spicy Soup ~(14 Words)
All smiles
Cold Begins....
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
The Key
I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to
have something to tell you
one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol
Whining...
Ugh I feel old sometimes...
Yellow Techno
"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~