Charmed
A snippet of memory that still makes me smile.
Do you believe in destiny?
Just wanna write a very sweet and romantic poem before Valentine's Day, but my sweet & romantic poems (supposed to be) always become funny & crazieeeee... >_<//
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
The Swimming Coach
Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9.
A little voice from a lonely toothbrush
From a lonely toothbrush. :"p
HO....HO.....HO!...........lol
I BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx
spel chak
wat kin I saay
A Bit of Australian Slang
Just for a bit of fun....should you really give up as to the meaning of any word I will be happy to explain
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!
Uh..lol
Dilemma Lemon
I got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon So here is another line Won't you take another bite Detectives are everywhere but poetry is no
My ideal woman
Ok..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol
The Exam
No exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness
Profiling the Poet
I am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now Height: -13 ft. 9 inches Body Type: - Greek God Hair Color: -Samson wine Eye Color: -Electric
A Bag of Monkeys
Please note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical ones. (**) Happy "Year of the Monkey" to all CS members.
Poet's Corner Bash
Sorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name used please let me know and I will replace it. Thanks all. Addition thanks to idea by elo.
I look forward to seeing your message!
Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical example of spammer's message, a masterpiece in a sense.
A rowdy ride
Happy New Year to the poetry page folk!
Cake!
Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
AHA! (5-7-5)
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
ARE YOU A FLIRT? LOL no I'm not!!!
LOL I am happy to write it and you MUST enjoy reading it!!!! My COMMAND))) LOL I'M SORRY I'M KIDDING))) >_</// I just love FEBRUARY))))) AND I LOVE YOU ALL)))) ^_______________^
like & I do not like
I do not like like & I do not lik
Of Poetry in the "First Person".
"I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"
Spring Mix
Inspired by spring
MEOW! lol
It's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you like.. Meow! lol
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
I Eat Peaches
I eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool people call me a peach eating fool I eat peaches here I eat peaches there I think there's peaches comi
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
Hard times
LUV YA..
Drink it all away
Lil song I wrote...
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
Monkey Gong
Breathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over and I'll be home. To sit by myself and think for a second Turning into minutes and now hours long.
~The 3 legged duck~
:) ha i love it, cheers all.
Cow Attack
A little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned out- white glove style- Cost him a small fortune, but it was well worth it. He was also instructed to put leather scented air freshener in it. The windshield was replaced as well. The 'ol truck was sold to a 16 year old boy who had been dreaming of some wheels of his own. :-)
Mailman's Raingear
A soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbers on my shoes, and the hat, oh my the hat. All so regulation all so 1950’s just climbed down off
Competition de Flatus
Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!
Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers
Jamologist
Oh- wonder of modern technology; Oh- miracle which is the machine; Oh- joy of modern life: Thou makest our existance so easy; Thou helpest us to understand the meaning of life; Thou... Uhm... err... What am I saying here? Must have been something I ate... This came to pass after sitting in a bus pulling out of the depot, taking more than an hour inching the two-hundred yards down the road towards the traffic-lights (...which naturally turned red and stayed red, due to the fact that the system had a nervous breakdown...)
Lame Game
Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll go are you going? ok..we'll stay home where's the cat I have 3 dollars What was your name? I'm
"Kiwiana"
my first attempt...lol! SS
Monorhyme 2
Just a fun write