Dating Woes
Some of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!
Plagiarism
thank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph
You're so fine
Bought some new china today! :-)
MY CHERISHED PHONE
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!
Spring cometh!
In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be certain Yet my deep slumber is disturbed by the sent of female With a snarl I warn all would be co
Clearance rack
Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack
Scare the Ghost
When sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains drag the halls When weird figures walk through doors And nails push up through hardwood floors
Entrapment... Part 2
You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What
By the River
Down by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For his breath is very deadly If he ever got near
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?
Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of affairs the world will be in by 2015. :The sky is the limit and you choose the topic. If your pr
My Dog, The Cat
For my little guy!
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
wrapped in a riddle
boredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)
My Date
Enjoying a nice steak :-)
Lousy poem
Please help disparage this poem..lol
Stop Stealing My Sun
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)
William Shakespeare
My entry into this weekends competition
a new brew
i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.
Closeted Fears Within
Gotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.
Xmas Shopping
Shopping in the winter is sometimes like this.
Fill...
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
Seeking women 134 to 798
Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Cafe lol
Quiver
I Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you are not in jest. My heart's smouldering as if too ignite. I'll dream of you throughout the night. M
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
Poets Corner
Poets
New License Plates
Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.
STRETCH
Ah a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.
mike tyson limerick
i hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry
WINE
I wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....
Thunk (Worst poem)
A piece of slop..lol.
High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)
Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .
Who viewed me?
Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the view button' Then tossed it to the dog A pup you call Mutton And don't forget the bird with its t
A drunkards poem #2
Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS.. $ She said thE IRS was a Whore$ She traveled dow n a Narrow path And a green Chicken chewe
Crazy Joe
For Granddad
Sorry
Sorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out of the room SorryI sprayed you with perfume. Sorry you're so bizarre Sorry I wanted to punch yo
Paranoid!
Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.
Well what can I say really???
polar bear
They said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed yet just halfway the
You can kiss my $%#
Humorist mood
"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"
I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....
CS Style Xmas Tree
Just thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in this Xmas tree.
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Service
it's in the news !