Curious
children are the best
A Penny
this is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well could be.lol..
In Answer to the Worst Poems
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
My Mailbox
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
Fire Sale
Perched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit Then preached again as he reached into our pockets, with no receipt.
Strange but true
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
Young Drakonius
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
Reward for Information!
I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, heard the cuckoos call, Chased imitation and falshoods tall, I've looked behind every door and wall
Meltdown!???????
Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word in here or there, does anyone really care, its poetry in motion, or something wrote, took a notio
To Mum
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.
acid
life is like acid.......... lets trip.
can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)
me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.
Turtle Soup?
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
Electric Saga
you gotta have humour in life
The Photo
I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.
like hallmark i think
hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....
Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeII
At that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smirk back at The Enforcer and asked, Who wants to know this is a private bachelor party, Double M in
Online Dating
A fun tale about the trouble with online dating.
smiling at narcolepsy
it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?
Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful
o m g
just look at ur self after a bath??
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!
Tis just JimEee, the Wally!
The Neighbours
Look I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?
DAYDREAMING
Just daydreaming AGAIN
The Day After Yesterday
There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying
extracts
The sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my discontent And yet great the day of joy to be born as the waves ripple over sand whilst greasy J
Play on Words
Sharing mussels can be whiskey
The State Of Play
Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the
Me and You!
There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity of pathetic derision, you speak, say the first line, I complete thats neat, its yours and its mine
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
I know it's wrong but I must have you
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
A Terror For The Chickens
The cat really did chase the fox
Just Another Day At Work
Not really the people I work with.....I think
My Dog Rover
My dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and clever and full of tricks He taught me to pick up sticks Now is the time when all tings must end An
Shopping Madness
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
lost the forest ha ha
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
The Chair Of Doom
Just a bit of humour
inside ruins
i wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face just sinking deeper into the moss a gorilla just laughing at my own joke my mother today
Two gun Suzie
Big trouble in little city
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.