W. U. I.
Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."
In the Cellar
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
retired nonsense
Today we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.
This Is The Pits
How do I hide what I have done On the floor she’s laying dead Not that I regret killing her Losing my freedom is what I dread Can’t say that it was an accident The facts tell another tale Forty seven times I stabbed her My guilt is clear, it
The Spirits of Christmas
Written for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a little video of me reading this poem on You-Tube http://youtu.be/VwhoBMA_w0w
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
HIM, HER and THEM
HIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of concern In this simple prose. The usages of HIM and HER Can be quite disturbing. Depending on
Lessons from a Child
Hope it brings a smile to your face
Voices (sequel to fright night)
this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the living room. all of the kittens watching tv. i went into the kitchen got a bottle of whip cream and sprayed them all. they loved that. kept them from watching tv the rest of that night tho.
Stoned
Real friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!
Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx
Empty Nest
An "empty-nesters" poem
The Nothing Verse
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
Cash Flow
If there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times we live in All about money and sin And do it all over again And where ever yo go You gotta have
so good
SO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?
Someone, Anyone, No One......
It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't be found, Then we start looking for anyone..... But anyone isn't really around.... Then we slowly
The Squire
bit of fun
The Lawyer...
Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But you who question what right have I Need only to judge the reason why If you did this crime f
12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pm
Today is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate the act with it's hour,minute and second... 12:12:12pm so special is this I would say,
mr bee
Ha bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask the bee his by the tree he's found a flower thats right......well wasp was I right Im just passing th
With a little Humor...
Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!
Here Lies Joe
I was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.
dementia at it's best
this was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.
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?shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em? >u>bet>ter>make>it>quick> =but=please=do->not>gim>me> =that=same=ol?e=song'n=trick= >for>get>a>'bout>u>rhymin' >or>that>sil>ly>ca>dence>cryme> =just=make>us>feel='n>think='n>pine= ?or?fond!to!play?the~day~a~way?
Ying Yang
Written purely for the fun of it.
the truth
I was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come meet me the very next day move in and plan to stay I just need to pay their way Yeah I was cruisin
Angel Child.
Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your sister? Flushed old Ted? Ate a hole in my new bread? Sliding glance, you must have done Something th
All to myself .
I love my bed.
That US Presidential Election
I thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica.
My "New" Car
Yay!
god help me
a few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to get straight, narrow and clean up a stained lifetime only costs twenty-bucks! i mailed it in r
Two many mirrors
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
Angel
This came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...
One Up One Down
The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket
Wrongdoings
(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823
Ode to Online Dating
Just penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!
ballad of a backwards playing jukebox
I'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat and my socks and listen to Blaze.. as he sings every song.. ending to start.. and ill get all my s
On and On and On She Goes
I must be a terrible person.
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
Jerry"s Final Thoughts
Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone
Gypsy Rose Lee
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy booty Soft billowy double D's Smooth flat stomach to tempt you on Will do a belly dance for you The