Grandad ahhhh.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
Attempts at limericks
A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date But he failed to capture a mate He said, "I know that its bad, But I don't feel too sad.
Little April
blues lyrics, calendar love
Poems from the south
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
SELECTION OF
AWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD
Unavailable again....
Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!
paddys missus final part
When he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she loves me but the tears were of temper with despair and anger too she howled inside at the prospect
love games
A little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son saw She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Standin
Sparkle (a cats tail)
Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next they are curled up sleeping side by side.
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
Two-thirty
musing on the day. What's your favourite time?
extracts
Do you recognise the poems these lines are from?
Prarie Thoughts
Wrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.
IMMORTALIY
Just trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me
The kings Command Part 1
In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not ease his Discomfort and pain. So his fastest rider He did summon, on The kingdoms strongest Ste
Face Book Friends
A little ditty about Face Book..
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
old man
well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy
Extremely
particularly fond maternal affection once offered
Should'nt should have should'nt
Bit of a time wrap!
Xi Jinping and the Rejuvenators
Club Chinese
Leap to freedom.
(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance speed. I wanted to try to turn it into a poem without mentioning any of the words in the sentence directly, but to try to convey the meaning in a lighthearted way.
All In the finding
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
the golfer
One could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick and ball poised positioned and ever pensive firm resolve and ready as he stood at the 18th hole
brushing up
oh those colorful phrases ;-)
Nothing?
Sometimes, nothing means more!
One Fine Day (Anon)
My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.
How I Love To Fly
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
Juju
life within the walls
Smile
smile
Help
Truth
Forest is going to Heaven
FORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,
English plurals
These English rules...
Cowboy Astrological Signs
A friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll.
Diets and all that
just a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!
Color Me Silly
Something different, silly, and fun
eskimos kiss
why do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissing they miss on cold winter nights on cold winter days when snuggled up warm warm and tight w
The Lady In The Mirror
about seeing onesself as we really are...
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Cluedo
Running through the characters for fun
Mental health shop visit.
I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction I hope you suggest a road toward The Man, who cuts your family with his sword On our path
Towering Wino
Don't dream about this guy :)