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Limerick atheist
just doodling again with words
just fun riddles
...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp
The Nothing Poem
Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Alien
A tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol
Are you insane? Check yes/ no
A lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?
Yawn
I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?
Egg Head
just one of those days.lol..
The Gobbledoth
The Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....
Crazy World Of Skin Colour
Some dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical matter That can cause serious health problems later Their use is common in countries like India
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
toilet tennis
this actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was the most entertainng time i spent in a honey boucket. where i was working as a painter. thought it sounded better at a truck stop tho..lol..
Smoke-signals
Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...
Greedy date haiku
My tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?
KISSING COUSINS
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
"Shove Off"
I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish Life
A parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.
clinically dysfunctional
Is what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing about me. I know there are some issues, In my own family. Like my grandma often runs around town
I got a kiss!
I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! http://photos.connectingsingl
Castle coffee
Anybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol
Slightly Cloudy
Slightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered my strength to move
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)
Having a go at this was fun......
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad Spelling
This is about as evil as I get...God help me!
The Flintstones
Life is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to all A positive outlook A sense of humour pleasant thoughts always
Caught
one day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one speeding an he just pull out his pad an pen and said with a grind son' have you ever gone fishing
A Northumbrian Prayer
Light hearted banter.
Mistaken Identity
Down around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick posers written 05/22/2014
Show me the way!
...Was it something I said...?
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
FRIEND
AN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
Cat-Food
Phew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...
incorrigible
Incorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correction, bad impervious to constraints, me? or, firmly fixed, not easily changed as a habit bad or go
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate
" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
5-7-5 Mol
I read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)
You do my head in
Based on my lovers experience and an age old problem
Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)
oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below