Last Beer
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
Blithering Idiot
That first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.
cheeky me
flirting with reality
think this be a good challenging challenge for all
Something different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun.
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
pink...
Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.
Snap Back
written as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))
Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)
Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but that they replaced the prescribed jail-terms with a hunting-tax, since this proved to be more profitable- the dungeons underneath the royal castle having long since been converted to archival stores for the tax office. Licenses for hunting mythical creatures are obtainable from the ministry for war (and for the sinister!) for a modest fee. Provided you survive the battle with the red-tape… Oh- and please do not inundate me with letters of protest; I assure you that no mythical creatures were harmed in the making of this poem. Any complaints should be filed with the ‘Department for the protection of mythical creatures’ and will be processed (in due time, of course) by the highly efficient staff there (for a modest fee, of course…) Thank you for reading this poem- Have a nice century! (The Author) (PS: You should try reading part 1 first... It makes sooo much more sense...)
The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)
Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books
It's time for you to show
This goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!
"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).
Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough one. Thank you Jade and Christian, for the challenge. I'm just wondering though....... Is this poetry ??
Pork and Beans
One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to
JACK'S NOT NIMBLE
another nursery poem trashed
Limerick A Woman From Texas
I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog
<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say no guts no glory
Rent
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
Catch me if you can!
Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . .
KNOWING...
"... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain unchanged. When you know you are not at peace, your knowing creates a still space that surrounds your
captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
Golf
I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel.
date with destiny
caught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf swaying in the wind for there is not a gentle breeze a look back a jack rabbit running across the
Dreaming??
Just having some fun
Unlucky Me
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.
dreams fare
on television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recalled, was not so much about me but about...so many others who had stated, in regard to their cause
Apricot Wine
Thought it time for a Chuckle.
Easy Does It
Last day of conscript labor... :D
Careful what you wish for!
I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)
It’s all about L-O-V-E ;")
My romantic poem ends like crazy again!!! -_-‘’ lol
Laughter & Joy
Laughter really is a great medicine
Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...Dreams
Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)
Bad Golf
This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.
Cat Attack (kickit's aptly appealing alliteration) Trial aka Challenge
CATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")
Dank Pants
A fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he went with his pants all dank.
I can no longer write.
SORRY had to do this to good to pass up
Words
Damn those words....they can get so noisy
How to win a man!
From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99
kickit challenge
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
2 poems
I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!
a mad week in the mountains
i almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its three times the size of the gas bottle which you have there how much do want for it i said
Bush Ballad
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy